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TwiceHorn

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  1. What about Dillon Gabriel?
  2. Who is this offense? Dafuq?
  3. Still amazed that Jaggy can walk.
  4. Nice pass by Arch.
  5. And he came close to breaking that first tackle, which is the Niblett unlock.
  6. When you have a functional OL, sure.
  7. Maybe our TEs aren't Helm quality this year?
  8. Wasn't it second play of the game last week?
  9. Well, ackshually a little ahead of him. I think Wingo was shocked.
  10. Arch tried hard to fuck that up. Good job, Ryan.
  11. That preseason rankings of QBs was amusing.
  12. Goddammit. Related question, has Sark been seen in a Loreal special in a while? That looks pretty reasonable.
  13. TwiceHorn replied to Fug's topic in Football
    I mean, it's all speculation, but I think CDC is the first line of communication between other powers that be and Sarkisian. As in "Steve, you have to admit this season was not up to expectations and particularly so on your side of the ball, your strength. I can't protect you if you don't make some tangible changes. Let's talk about what went wrong and what you can do going forward . . . . "
  14. Along the same lines as above. https://www.wctv.tv/2025/10/31/leon-county-high-school-student-sent-home-wearing-nazi-soldier-costume-halloween-lcs-says/?fbclid=IwdGRleANyJZNleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHo5rMG8sGgTPO-XzbI3-qJWyS65VAyq4excqFUn6GmU_Gg6dLtv3y1NMiGpB_aem_BDuwmlw6N5THdRnC0GWjIQ
  15. One of the problems is you can't have racist voters that aren't anti-semitic. Oh, they'll put up with Israel if their pastor tells em to for the end times, but those dirty jooz are far away. The motley coalition of deplorables that is MAGA is showing cracks now that the MAGA dog has caught the car. Here you got the mackerel snappers on the bignoses. It's not long before the ratfuck babtis go in on both of em.
  16. Thankfully, I dgaf about anything except Longhorn football, baseball and volleyball, with the occasional roundball game thrown in. And that's bad enough.
  17. God damn.
  18. Is she puttin the bangshangalang on em?
  19. Soccer moms, or as the Brits say, "yummy mummies," "slut out" with yoga pants and fitness wear. The spandex pants, rings on four fingers, long-ass no-doubt extended hair, is another thing altogether. Surprised she isn't wearing some form of fuckme pumps.
  20. The Calumet thing is not from the book, that's Kubrick. So that's not "canon." I believe King has multiple universes, other than our own, that leak into ours, sometimes benignly, sometimes malevolently, sometimes a bit of both. The Overlook was some kind of portal into an evil universe. Probably same with Derry and the sewers. The same evil universe? Not sure.
  21. TwiceHorn replied to Fug's topic in Football
    A valid point. But others have valid points that this kind of fall-off is unexpected and other teams of the caliber we consider ourselves to be or that we aspire to don't have this kind of fall-off. Also, that our OL was good, but not good enough the past couple of years has been a lingering fact. It hampered Ewers, the run game, and the red zone pretty dramatically the past couple of years.
  22. He's actually pissing down his leg. Uncontrollably.
  23. Victuals, even.
  24. Not exactly stanning for those tradwives is she? Is there a such thing as a beringed, tight-pants tradslut?
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