Nice try.
Screw what the economists say, try this thought experiment. Trump wants tariffs instead of a tax raise to raise revenue and punish the Chinese. The cheapest goods in our economy right now are Chinese, so they basically set the floor for pricing for whatever goods Americans can buy. Regardless of who pays tariffs, his tariffs will raise the price of Chinese goods in the amount of the tariffs, 20% I think is the number he's throwing around.
Because Chinese goods set the pricing floor where they compete, the cost of those goods to Americans will rise 20%. It might mean more people buy American, or Vietnamese, or Malaysian, or whatever, but the cost of goods will rise 20% and it won't go down until the tariffs are lifted.
That, friendo, is 20% right out of your pocket, whether you are rich or poor, regardless of your earning.
It's stupid, it will not help anything and it will cost you and me a shit ton. And Congress can't undo it. No one can.
EDIT TO ADD: I address this one because "the economy" is a frequent incantation and because unlike most of the other complaints and Trump's "concepts of a plan" to address them, this is one he can implement all by himself.