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  1. Elvis
    Someone beat me to the Lane joke.
  2. Elvis
    That’s out of line and you know it.
  3. Elvis
    The Whale. That was terrible.
  4. Elvis
    38 degrees?
  5. Elvis
    Lalo Salamanca is the coolest villian ever.
  6. Elvis
    What a bunch of bitches you all are. Regardless of race creed or sex. Be human.
  7. Elvis

    War movies

    Elvis replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Movies and TV

    Hunter Killer is fun and has so much cool military tech.
  8. Elvis
    Haircuts, carwashes, and waitresses get tips. Outside of that you better have a pretty face, huge rack, or bend over to ask for the tip.
  9. Elvis
    I had to look that up. I must have been busy getting busy with real chicks instead of watching tv.
  10. Elvis
    Looks pretty good
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  12. Elvis
    “Litiigatin’” got me. Who would make such a video?
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  14. Elvis
    That should probably be in a private forum. Damn.
  15. Elvis
    Damn. The Falling Wookie. It has an aesthetic.
  16. Elvis
    Do you have to walk around while holding your phone up in front of your face the whole time like a dork? The idea sounds fun, but loathe people that walk with a phone held up in their face.
  17. Elvis

    Getting old sucks

    Elvis replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Can someone recommend a butt-camera doctor with small hands near Round Rock?
  18. Elvis
    Springfield?
  19. Elvis
    Damn! Demi has some Carrie Underwood thighs. Damn!
  20. Elvis
    Ok 43 minutes in is worth it.
  21. Elvis
    Strip Tease with Demi popped up on Prime tonight. I thought why not. I’ll give it a look 15 minutes in right now. Demi looks amazing. She’s a total 10. But this movie is hot garbage. It makes Roadhouse look like a Scorsese masterpiece. I get why this movie was made in the absence of internet porn. But damn, we were hurting for skin flicks back in the day.
  22. Elvis
    Here’s the thing. They are not your spots either. Get your steps in. Not defending. Just sayin.
  23. Elvis
    Cart Narc to the rescue!
  24. Elvis
    I got this.
  25. Elvis
    That’s correct. I forgot.

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