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Elvis

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  1. Elvis replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I’m 45.5yo. Do I really need a camera up my butt, or is this just an ass/cash grab?
  2. Hey don’t auto merge my posts together!
  3. Don’t forget THE DUDE. That dude will bust yer belt AND suspenders! I think they quit making it for legal reasons about instant heart attack. Ouch
  4. Surly jokes are funny. Orientation is at noon.
  5. Grammar matches handle.
  6. Well I have deep bench. We also agree to wail obnoxiously at each other’s funerals if one is dies at a time that it will embarrass the other one’s family. I’ve actually got a couple of those lined up.
  7. HS and college pics of her are on 35mm. I have them, but not sharing at risk of bodily harm. She is/was hot and mean. We have an arrangement. If our spouses die (of natural causes of course), that we’ll give it another shot. Maybe join the same retirement home.
  8. I dated a girl that was hot enough to work at Abercrombie in the 90's. I mean she actually worked at the Abercrombie at Barton Creek Mall. She was hot. She is still hot, actually.
  9. I bet quite a few of the cast got/gave AIDS making that movie.
  10. I watched Shot Caller on Netflix last night. I was totally into it. Slow and gritty. It had a HEAT/Miami Vice feal to it. BUT.... There's another gritty prison movie that I liked. Felon (2008). It involves a regular dad that hits a burgler with a bat and kills him. (Not a spoiler, it's in the trailer) Then he goes to prison hell. I found it streaming on Tubi for free. If you liked Shot Caller you will probably like Felon.
  11. This deserves it's own thread. They are such a "fuck-it, you only live once" food treat. If I'm really feeling self-deprocating, I'll get 4 tacos, a Dr. Pepper, and a pack of smokes. I think my blood pressure just went up.
  12. I’m not your buddy, pal.
  13. That sounds cool. I was a fan of the TV show on Fox years back. Plus I’m having a hard time digging all the Star Trek universe show on Paramount. Too many shows and huge commitment.
  14. Cross posting for physics lulz 39 degrees?!
  15. I couldn’t get the double deck working back in the day. BUT, my best friend’s parents were wedding videographers and worked with the local tv stations. They had a pro double deck setup in their house. Star wipes, fade outs, audio dubbing. It was pretty trick in 1989. We got away with a few bootlegs, but they were super Christian and scared of God. So no stealing. They were also scared of the cops/feds for stealing. We definitely copied Life of Brian and Basic Instinct. Sony picture below is in my possession and working.
  16. His wake appears to be 39 degrees.
  17. Discount Tire probably throws all the nails they extract from tires into the nearby parking lots. Especially near cars that look like they need new tires and can afford it.
  18. Preacher is a total fucking trip.
  19. Elvis replied to TexasEd's topic in Hobbies
    I built this model in 8th grade and air brush painted it. Still sits on my desk.
  20. Elvis replied to TexasEd's topic in Hobbies
    288 GTO is my all time favorite car. Enjoy.
  21. Elvis replied to GottaB's topic in Hobbies
    I don't mind wearing my Citizen or Seiko for coahing and working and "contact sports" type of stuff. They both do their job. I reserve my Cartier, Omega, and Tag for fancy stuff.
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