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    He was probably worried about dying in a fire like Anne Heche.
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    That's a good idea for getting around during the apocolypse.
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    Getting old sucks

    Elvis replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    I’m liking this idea of hiring a bunch of hoes to show up at my funeral. Maybe various ages and some with kids in tow. No explanation, they just cry my name and leave.
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    Southpaw on Netflix. I had never seen it before. Rachel looks incredible. Jake is jacked to the max. I actually watched it twice in a row. Got a little dusty at times.
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    Also, I bet my son that I would buy him a red 328 if he learned to play that perfectly.
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    This is pretty cool....
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    I had never seen Planes, Tranes, and Automobiles before, maybe just some clips. Based on this thread and your recommendations, I bought it on Apple TV last night for $10. I want my money back. The movie was not funny. I don't think there was a single joke. Steve Martin being annoyed for an hour and a half does not make a good movie. I had high hopes based on Hughes other hilarious movies.
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    Interstellar
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    Heading back to our favorite vacation spot in one week.
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    I was just doing some regular stuff like putting my shoes on, and I felt this pain right at the belt line. It kind of felt like tiny muscle tearing. It's been soar for a few days. Is this the type of thing that turns into a hernia? Anything I can do about it? I'm in pretty good shape and my job can be physical most days.
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    There was this stinky meat processing plant on South 1st St. It was near this cemetary that I passed on the way to school every day. I thought that smell was the corpses rotting. I still remember that smell when I see a cemetary.
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    This was terrible.
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    You know, carpet, grout, ducts....that type of thing.
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    6 word stories

    Elvis replied to Superhero's topic in Lulz

    Life is good. The phone rings.
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    I might know a guy....
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    We went to this small church that was super evangelical Christian. Slain in the spirit and talking in toungs and all that mumbo jumbo. Along with that came the belief that angels were real and all around us all the time, but so were DEMONS! You had to have the Lord's name at the tip of your tounge all the tie to rebuke them and save your sorry ass. Well some neighbor kids told me about Bloody Mary. The one where you turn off all the lights in front of a mirror and say her name 3 times and she will pop out of the mirror and kill you. I didn't clothes my eyes (let alone turn off the lights) in the bathroom for years. I washed my hair with my eyes open. I was freaked out. Thanks a lot Pastor Estes and all of the youth pastors. It reminds me of Righteous Gemstones. Oh yeah, flickering light bulbs meant a demon was in the room too.
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    Quantum Leap 2022

    Elvis replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV

    In high school, it took for ever to fall asleep. Midnight cable TV channel ran reruns of Magnum PI, then Star Trek TNG, then Quantum Leap. I normally dozed off at 230 am during Quantum Leap before 8am Physics class.
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    I do the straw move regularly at parties. Some folks get it. Others think I’m tarded.
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    What? Really? Where is this fatshagster tail gate? Fax me the deats bruh.

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