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    I totally forgot that I saw her butthole.
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    Hold up there chief. Roping a steer while riding a horse is as athletic and difficult as anything out there.
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    I had a fif grade assignment to make a diarama (sp?) so I chose a 1000 page book by Clancy. I watched October and used my GI Joe’s to build a crazy fight scene with cotton balls for smoke. It was cool and I got an A.
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    Hope she’s ok. She has/d Anniston nips.
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    Is Webb looking at my sausage right now?
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    Maybe only got up to 86-87mph?
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    Shit My Kid Says

    Elvis replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    Me: anything 12.5yo: this is bull shit me: alright the internet is off for a month kid: that’s total bull shit! me: ok a year no phone kid: ok I’ll clean the pool me: giterdun before football practice at seventeen fucking AM.!!!
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    Vice Principals

    Elvis replied to a topic in Movies and TV

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    Cartier Roadster XL running fast and ding in the case from me running into the granite countertop. $525 Tag 17 skeleton back just quit and needs a new band $1100 Citizen daily beater needs a new crystal after 15 years. $50 I think Cheap Seiko upgrade from buckle to deployment clasp $50 I think. Omega Planet Ocean chrono was purchased from Bernard. It was running slow and they attempted repair under warranty 2 or 3 times. The problem persists. John at M&H said I should call Swatch Group at this point. Can’t blame him on that can of worms. It’s a super complicated watch.
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    This is a great product if you don't have an integrated filler. https://www.amazon.com/Fill-Matic-2000-swimming-leveler/dp/B07B2NQG2D
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    Thanks for the recommendation to Martinez and Hood. I took all of my watches and decided to drop about $2k on repairs. The turned me down on working on my Omega though. I guess it has to go to Switzerland or somewhere.
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    All right here’s one…
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    Roku channel popped up on my Roku TVs. All the sketches are jokes with a twist punch line. Would hate to ruin them. Burr basically did what he does. He thought of a great shock jokes and turned into 20+ sketches. Most are 5 minutes long I think.
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    Porsche says hi on the frunk battery locking lid BS.
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    Dickbutt
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    Lol hilarious. That is all.
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    Follow up: “ Mr. Pibb is for assholes” ”then drink up”
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    I enjoyed American Honey. Lucky Logan was terrible.
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    She's hotter in terrible movies. She's also my grandaughter.

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