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  1. Elvis
    What’s broken on street fighter? Controls?
  2. Elvis
    I didn't know about the eclipse when I went outside. It had just started, and I was like, oh shit! it's going to eclipse! I grabbed the family and we watched it. Super cool suprise!
  3. Elvis

    Top Gun 2

    Elvis replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV

    I saw Interstellar at the Bullock. It was absolutely the best movie watching experience of my life. The Hans Zimmerman organ music rattled my balls. No food, lots of room, and I went by myself. Incredible. High hopes for TG2! I’m bringing my kids but I might not sit with them. Too distracting.
  4. Elvis
    We lost our favorite cleaning lady and her crew. La jeffe bought new boobs and butt implants. She leveled up to a rich boyfriend and doesn’t have to clean houses anymore. Our replacement crew is not as good or nice. $120 every two weeks for 2300sf.
  5. Elvis

    Top Gun 2

    Elvis replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV

    Well I already got mine.
  6. Elvis
    Testing. Don't ban me; not my jokes.
  7. Elvis

    Top Gun 2

    Elvis replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV

    Tickets for sale at the Bob Bullock IMAX.
  8. Elvis
    How much are you asking?
  9. Elvis
    I would do that
  10. Elvis
    I’m sorry that happened to you. That’s terrible. Sincerely.
  11. Elvis
    All the engineering libraries smelled like octopussy. Not In a good way. No groping observed.
  12. Elvis
    Now that the topic of climbing through drainage tunnels has come up, I’ll tell this short story of childhood stupidity. This little public park had horizontal concrete drainage pipes where you could see a little bit of light from one end to the other. We were small, probably 6yo. Yep, we went for it, and made it! We found another tunnel and decided to go for it, but we couldn’t see light. I went first and learned that it narrowed in diameter about 30 feet into it. Stuck! We all had to back up like a damn human centipede. No teachers or moms had any idea where we were. When we got out we acted like nothing happened.
  13. Elvis
    Dirt holes is easy. Hitting round rock limestone when you're only dick deep takes a commitment. I broke a tooth from gritting my teeth while hammering a spike to break that shit out. That was an expensive hole.
  14. Elvis
    What happens?
  15. Elvis
    I know Goose. He’s high AF.
  16. Elvis
    So this thread is about rape, abortion, guns, politics, and how to pick a college based on fear.
  17. Elvis
    I do. I coach them. “Don’t be a jerk you dipshit kids. “
  18. Elvis
    Now I recognize y’all won’t respect my moral high horse, but just teach your sons not to rape, and teach your daughters to be good. this is not an administrative issue.
  19. Elvis
    Plastic coated metal wire wicker is what you want. Cushions can be changed at substantial cost every five years. The frames are heavy though.
  20. Elvis
    Checking the oil
  21. Elvis
    My old dad lives in a retirement place, semi assisted. I am storing my old Avalanche there in one of his covered spots until my son is old enough for it. He bragged about driving it all over town to keep it running. Great. Thanks dad.
  22. Elvis
    What is that? Serious question.
  23. Elvis

    Justified

    Elvis replied to AustinMT's topic in Movies and TV

    Agreed.
  24. Elvis
    Isn't all porn being blasted out to space at light speed already?
  25. Elvis

    Top Gun 2

    Elvis replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV

    In ASE 2002, I had a couple of fellow students in ROTC. I was working on my private pilot license. One chick got a fighter slot, probably for being a chick. 5'3 auburn hair, pretty face, and thick in all the right places. We worked on an algorithm for the Navy to control flutter during high speed turns by modulating the flaps with computers. That was a fun project with her. I kept it in my pants because I was engaged.

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