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  1. Elvis
    Isn't all porn being blasted out to space at light speed already?
  2. Elvis

    Top Gun 2

    Elvis replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV

    In ASE 2002, I had a couple of fellow students in ROTC. I was working on my private pilot license. One chick got a fighter slot, probably for being a chick. 5'3 auburn hair, pretty face, and thick in all the right places. We worked on an algorithm for the Navy to control flutter during high speed turns by modulating the flaps with computers. That was a fun project with her. I kept it in my pants because I was engaged.
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  4. Elvis
    Got rained out. No races tonight. 1280 SAT hungover 1997. Came home at 3am. Exactly average for UT engineering.
  5. Elvis
    We were on an uneven grass practice field. The boys had cleats, which was a big advantage. We will be on a nicer field tonight. I may try again.
  6. Elvis
    In retrospect, they had cleats. I ran in jeans and sneakers. I’ll take that 6.2 with pride. Wanna race?
  7. Elvis
    I made my players time 40s tonight. Best was 5.2. I raced my son at practice. 6.2 40yd. Not great but I’m glad I stretched first. He beat me.
  8. Elvis
    Not really. But I’m m about to time some 40s at football practice.
  9. Elvis
    I guess I’ll tell another. Todd (our best athlete) was known as The Jack of all Trades. He plaid Safety, WR, tailback, and kicker. He would kick off and clear the uprights. Really, he was knocking that far and straight. He had a mean squib kick too. He would frequently score (at RB, WR, and safety pic six, which I take some credit for because of my fast OLB pressure) then he would kick his own extra point.
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    I remember in off season the next year, coach decided we should wrastle. I was always pissed that he pulled me and Todd (the best athlete) for first round. I had never wrastled before. I got beat. Again. in retrospect, he pulled the underclassmen that were on varsity I would have preferred a tackle or TE that I knew how to fight on the line. Not the fucking Safety that took my spot. coaches are smarter than they look.
  11. Elvis
    He cooks it for the young couple on a stormy night with no electricity. “they have to eat what I got” Charmaine: “ not everyone likes rabbit!”
  12. Elvis
    I also hit 23.7 in 200m to advance to state that sophomore year. Pretty good long and triple jumper, but not better than regional. High jumping….not that great, didn’t pass district in that. 5,9 I think. Maybe 5,10.
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    In 8th grade, my sprint relay team was working handoffs on the varsity track. We were working out next to the varsity girls that were practicing for state competition. We challenged them and their coach. We completely smoked them by 50 yards. probably not good for the girls morale, but track coaches noticed some upcoming stud sprinters.
  14. Elvis
    I love when Artie cooks the rabbit that he shot for eating his garden. He later pointed his rabbit rifle at Tony, probably as an analogy for eating his garden.
  15. Elvis
    4.4 early then 4.6 senior
  16. Elvis
    Buying her a Porsche helped too.
  17. Elvis
    The fingernail got her. I think it was the art/horse girl was the last straw. Or maybe the one legged Russian.
  18. Elvis
    5,10 and 135 pounds. I was really fast. Heck we were all running high 10s and low 11s. Then I gained 25 pounds and 2 inches. Fast outside line backer. 3A ball in west Texas. Olympic levels are high 9s low 10s. My coach pissed me off too. That’s another reason I quit. We won Regionals sophomore year. Then coach let our best athlete challenge me for my 3rd leg spot for the state race. (He wasn’t running track until the baseball schedule thinned out.) He made us race out of blocks instead of a handoff race. He won by a nose and let him run. He dropped the batton during the race. Womp womp. Fuck you coach. Plus, the next year, my GF was a freshman at TCU and I didn’t want to miss any parties. Fake ID, credit card, and parents let me hit Ft Worth for sorority parties.
  19. Elvis
    That looks a lot like my Seiko in the affordable watches thread. Glad you're ok doc.
  20. Elvis
    I was running 11.3 in 8th grade and my best time was 10.9 sophomore year. I started gaining weight for football and lost enough speed to not make the sprint relay anymore, so I skipped track season Jr and Sr year (girls and beer instead). Anyway, I coach 2 flag football teams, and sometims I'll run with the kids. It's damn hard to beat them on the short sprints. Once I get to stride my long legs get me ahead of them. But these 12yo kids are super fast. I'm guessing mid 13s for 100m for the fastest ones. So, if I didn't have a heart attack at 70m, I think I could pull in a sub 14 still. With training I could beat him. Also, pulling flags is insanely hard compared to tackling a sunufabitch.
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    Congragtulations! Around August there will be a Swimsuit Fashion Week on Southbeach. Try to be there. Hang out or stay at the hotel called The One (not the Four Seasons). Everything else is easy. I really couldn't imagine trying to stay alive there for more than a year. Like a Leaving Las Vegas year. Oh yeah, my family bought a beach front mansion about 2 hours away from Miami this year.....so I'll probably be around.
  23. Elvis
    Above average.
  24. Elvis
    What does that mean? My Pentair Hummer Platinum still works, but I spend $200+ in tires and bags. Hoes every five years too. Are you saying the electric is the way to go? Please explain.
  25. Elvis
    For some reason there was a wooden ruler on Priscilla's bathroom vanity this morning. Yeah. I used it.

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