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  1. Elvis
    Leander and north Austin shops. PDR guys move around though.
  2. Elvis
    It worked! Praise be to He. Now I just need to un-hotwire everything and fix the programming. $4 instead of a grand. My son gets credit for seating the microchips while listening to the Interstellar soundtrack song “docking”
  3. Elvis
    Call Pete 915-472-4473 He does PDR, repairs, and has a paint booth. I met him through my Porsche mechanic. He fixed a crease in the rear fender and bid some work on my Avalanche.
  4. Elvis
    Missing a bong.
  5. Elvis
    Leo hired me to buy them all off the open market at any price. $6 is fine.
  6. Elvis
    Neo and Morpheus may have been involved.
  7. Elvis
    Did she crash Davis at the end?
  8. Elvis
    I saw that in person on a 1993 Tiger Cruise on the USS Kitty Hawk. 10 days cruise from Pearl Harbor to The Whale's Vagina. Air shows, gun shows, submarine shows, conventional refuling by a tanker 30 feet away, other awesome stuff. My brother in law took me, where as most folks took their dad. He was a weather man, so we also had access to the back cat walk over the huge rear propellers. We launched weather rockets and weather baloons from that back deck. We also shot machine guns off the back deck. They tested a jet engine in the mechanics bay. I was 15 and it was awesome.
  9. Elvis
    We’ll put. A lot of stuff was done by one ore more women.
  10. Elvis
    Damn.
  11. Elvis
    Rude titties. I forgot about that. Thanks for bringing it back Brat. We're bringin it, we're bringin it, we're bringin it back
  12. Elvis
    Damn, is there a soccer team stuck down there or something?
  13. Elvis
    80s was more fun because we were kids with 3 tv channels and a VCR, maybe 33 channels if you were lucky. Now there is ESPN ocho and a brazilian streams. Today's athletes are great. That's true.
  14. Elvis
    I was going to get my hair cut, but now I'm not.
  15. Elvis
    I wish I still had all of my Sports Illustrated VHS tapes of the dunk competitions and all the other other funny bits. I think one was swat time or something like that. Such a golden age. Of course this lead to the adjustable height basketball goal and mini-tramp combination. We were 10-13 and all stud athletes in the making. We could fly! I can't believe that nobody broke a foot.
  16. Elvis
    One point twenty one jiggle watts
  17. Elvis
    (Purley based on your avatar, and nothing personal. Good luck)
  18. Elvis
    Burn. I remember watching Dallas and Knot's Landing with my mom as a pretty young kid. She loved it. I loved the pretty girls. My dad would fall sleep. Later on we would watch TNG in syndication in the afternoons around 4pm. The hum of the ship and Picards smooth voice. Everyone took a nap to those sounds.
  19. Elvis
    Garland? I thought for sure they would be for sale in Abilene.
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  21. Elvis
    Smoke detector talk not going away.
  22. Elvis
    I think that dude just went back in time to make out with his mom.
  23. Elvis
    I have an excellent (perfect) win record for fighting at Whataburgers. Taco Bueno too.
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  25. Elvis
    Driving around Ft Worth. Me: What’s that voice? Wife: That's Christina Aguilarea Me: Why is Christina Aguilera talking to me? Wife: She’s my GPS voice Me:Your GPS is Christina Aguilera? Wife: yes! Me: We’ll no wonder we can’t find Shit this weekend!

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