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Elvis

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  1. Albino monkey headlock punch is a good band name
  2. She puts out and will ride in the trunk. Cheaper to keeper
  3. James Webb turns into a paparazzi.
  4. Infamous on Hulu. Bella Thorne is fine AF and the movie is actually pretty good.
  5. I have Epoxy Coat and it is holding up well after 10 years. Degreasing and prep were key.
  6. If y’all don’t recall, I kind of accidentally fingered and made out with a dolphin. Her boyfriend dolphin tried to drown me into the deep ocean.
  7. Why do they give a shit about a diver?
  8. I decided to not refinish my pool this summer so that I can let my 12yo son learn chemistry and maintenance. He’s doing great. I’m paying him $50/week plus I buy the chems. Hopefully this turns into a good business for him next year with all of the other pools in my neighborhood.
  9. Elvis

    The Boys

    Weird eppisode today.
  10. My pledge class in spring of 97 had to go on this wild road trip scavenger hunt. One of the missions was to break into the Aggie stadium and piss on the goal post. Mission accomplished.
  11. Have you seen A Perfect Getaway with Zahn and Olyphant? It's pretty awesome.
  12. Zahn got Justified
  13. Steve Zahn to join the cast for S3. https://www.thewrap.com/steve-zahn-the-righteous-gemstones-season-3-cast/
  14. Now that’s funny right there. I once told a guy that I have owed him a whooping for a while.(early 20s insults that had not been responded to). He said “any time buddy”. I calmly set my drink down and punched him in the face.
  15. I’ve never heard the words trench and silo together before. I always thought a silo was a vertical cylinder storage container for grain or missiles.
  16. The Contractor was a fun rental last night. It has the potential to be a Borne type trilogy.
  17. I listened to it without any prior knowledge. The way he arrives at his points and instructions make them much more valuable. Don't worry about the control part. He addresses that.
  18. Yes I have always been an extrovert, but fuled by alcohol. I'm trying to figure out how to be funny and engaging while sober, which is tough. Other work stuff is already getting better though. Several people engaged my after my speech and I have 4 new sales leads to work on. I guess I did better than I thought. It's all mental.
  19. All alcohol of all types is poison. It gives you nothing, and takes away everything. Whatever cravings or other thoughts you have about drinking are caused by alcohol (not personal flaws). It also caused all of the pain and problems that you have experienced. Whenever you think drinking might help you in some way, realize it will not. I just had to give a short speech at work. It was the first time in a long time I have done that sober. I didn't do as well as the last time when I had several shots to warm up. My voice felt shaky and I don't think I came off very "cool". My wife was in the audience, and she said that I did great, just like always. I sat down feeling super shaky and disappointed in myself. I thought a drink would help smooth this out. I really wanted a drink! I pushed through and kept telling myself that the drink is poison. It will ruin my afternoon and probably tomorrow. Alcohol caused this problem and it is not going to make it better by drinking poison again. Then I remembered that I had been drinking so much up until Monday that I had chronic stomach pains, bad ones. That pushed the thought of drinking even further away.
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