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Elvis

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  1. Is Webb looking at my sausage right now?
  2. Maybe only got up to 86-87mph?
  3. Elvis

    Shit My Kid Says

    Me: anything 12.5yo: this is bull shit me: alright the internet is off for a month kid: that’s total bull shit! me: ok a year no phone kid: ok I’ll clean the pool me: giterdun before football practice at seventeen fucking AM.!!!
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    Vice Principals

  5. Cartier Roadster XL running fast and ding in the case from me running into the granite countertop. $525 Tag 17 skeleton back just quit and needs a new band $1100 Citizen daily beater needs a new crystal after 15 years. $50 I think Cheap Seiko upgrade from buckle to deployment clasp $50 I think. Omega Planet Ocean chrono was purchased from Bernard. It was running slow and they attempted repair under warranty 2 or 3 times. The problem persists. John at M&H said I should call Swatch Group at this point. Can’t blame him on that can of worms. It’s a super complicated watch.
  6. This is a great product if you don't have an integrated filler. https://www.amazon.com/Fill-Matic-2000-swimming-leveler/dp/B07B2NQG2D
  7. Thanks for the recommendation to Martinez and Hood. I took all of my watches and decided to drop about $2k on repairs. The turned me down on working on my Omega though. I guess it has to go to Switzerland or somewhere.
  8. All right here’s one…
  9. Roku channel popped up on my Roku TVs. All the sketches are jokes with a twist punch line. Would hate to ruin them. Burr basically did what he does. He thought of a great shock jokes and turned into 20+ sketches. Most are 5 minutes long I think.
  10. Porsche says hi on the frunk battery locking lid BS.
  11. Lol hilarious. That is all.
  12. Follow up: “ Mr. Pibb is for assholes” ”then drink up”
  13. I enjoyed American Honey. Lucky Logan was terrible.
  14. She's hotter in terrible movies. She's also my grandaughter.
  15. I’m pretty far into season 3 and really like it. First, these guy could teach @CleverNickname a few things about digging holes. They’re knocking out 8x8x4 in the dark no problem. Second, Aussie cops must be nonexistent. Third, no expects a chest kick.
  16. Albino monkey headlock punch is a good band name
  17. She puts out and will ride in the trunk. Cheaper to keeper
  18. James Webb turns into a paparazzi.
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