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Elvis

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  1. Is this where I write my autobiography?
  2. Who else ya got? I've been listening to Dire Straits a lot lately.
  3. Who's the best?
  4. It's a lot easier to list the few things that I've done that aren't Texan. It's just a way of life from birth 'til death. Fight, win, fuck, repeat. And never back down.
  5. I watch movies while I do computer work, so they can't be too good or complicated, and definitely no subtitles. I really just listen and look over once in a while. Maybe rewind if I miss something that looked important, like boobs or plot points. I suffered through some real stinkers yesterday on Amazon. Tiptoes. The Matador. Flesh and Bone.
  6. That’s framed on one of my gallery walls
  7. But I want this at my next event!
  8. Yikes. That’s dumb.
  9. Mom. She knows I got shit to do and no time for the meat sweats or gettin the sugas. That’s a football/workin bfst.
  10. I saw some titties
  11. Elvis replied to TexasEd's topic in Hobbies
  12. Spiderverse is drugs. Take drugs if you want, but watching it is like taking drugs.
  13. I'm curious how long it takes you to drink that?
  14. Add vodka. Pretty Rad.
  15. HBO max has a show for you The Idol
  16. I got into a mess of chiggars and my legs are all scarred up with something that looks like ankle-pox. I already had about 5 scars from a mess of chiggars when I was in high school. But this is too many. Any advice or recommendations?
  17. Elvis replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Just the one vasectomy. Wife had life threatening complications after an ablasion (it shuts down the baby maker but not the fun tunnel). Well that turned into sepsis. A week in intensive care with her with a 1 year old and a 5 year old was also not cool. not cool. But no more kids!
  18. Elvis replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I'm not old yet, but I got a prostate infection around 35 years old after a vasectomy. That was not cool. not cool at all. I went to my uroligist and he stuck his finger up my butt in a very not cool way. I saw stars and passed out on the floor right there. They didn't pick me up or anything. I woke up on the floor and I told him that was not cool. not cool.
  19. I know we’re off topic here, but I felt bad for Asian double E kids taking English and Literature. That had to be a bitch. I was all honors in HS, but my high school honors English teacher was also the coach of the girls basketball team. Maybe a lesbian, but she had rules I could understand. Hippy dippy English professors were hard to understand what they wanted. I don’t think they wanted a jock/frat type engineer with all the right answers.
  20. Technical writing. one of the guys invented blue tooth.
  21. Good point. I’ll tell Priscilla to be careful with her makeup.
  22. Not the ones I was taking. They didn't have to compete with me, but I had to compete with them on their turf.
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