Elvis

I turned it off last night and probably won't finish it. Not a single joke or anything interesting in the first hour. Not good.

Music video on youtube cuts out a few lines.... Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and your chicks for free Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these color TVs See the little faggot with the earring and the make up Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair That little faggot got his own jet airplane That little faggot, he's a millionaire We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TVs We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these color TVs Looky here, look out I shoulda learned to play the guitar I shoulda learned to play them drums Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera man We could have some And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises? Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TVs Listen here Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and your chicks for free Money for nothin', chicks for free Get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free Ooh, money for nothin', chicks for free Money for nothin', chicks for free (money, money, money) Money for nothin', chicks for free Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free Get your money for nothin' and the chicks for free Get your money for nothin' and the chicks for free Look at that, look at that Get your money for nothin' (I want my, I want my) Chicks for free (I want my MTV) Money for nothin', chicks for free (I want my, I want my, I want my MTV) Get your money for nothin' (I want my, I want my) And the chicks for free (I want my MTV) Get your money for nothin' (I want my, I want my) And the chicks for free (I want my MTV) Easy, easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my) Easy, easy chicks for free (I want my MTV) Easy, easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my) Chicks for free (I want my MTV) That ain't workin' Money for nothing, chicks for free Money for nothing, chicks for free

I don't believe this is correct. It's called aliasing and is due to the recording devices sample frequency. I don't believe organic eyeballs have a sampling frequency. I first noticed this when watching The Dukes of Hazard. The wheels would look like they were going backwards on TV. I later studied this phenomenon in Aerospace Engineering classes. Maybe Physics 2 lab with Oscillo scopes and the like. After learning about it, I noticed a way to observe it in everyday life. I noticed that the two cars in front of me had their blinkers on and the appeared to be in sync. After a dozen or so blinks, they started to drop out of what appeared to be perfect sync. I believe this is another way aliasing can exist. That is all.

3 holer? Kinky. Butt seriously, bumper dumper.

We need more physics talk, and it should be a main forum. That is all.

I spend a lot of time imagining crazy astrophysics scenarios. I use it as a kind of meditation at night time. When I am imagining multidemensional space, time dialation, and travelling a billion times the speed of light, I find that my mind can't also worry about emails or budgets and stuff. I have a few crazy ideas. I'll start with one close to home. I don't know what the theoretical limit of the diameter of a solid planet is. But imagine a world like Earth, but much bigger....like Saturn or Jupiter big. It still has land and water and humans and everything else we had prior to discovering the world is round through simple observation. Would that enormous surface appear so flat and unending that we would never discover the nature of the Universe? If we were stuck in a flat plane that could not be observed to be round, how crippled would physics and calculus be? How else could the geniuses figure it out through observation? *this is not a flat Earth topic

Jesse was never a target. That was Eli's bus and Jesse took it. Second hit was straight at Eli. Third hit straight at Eli. Hitter wasn't Jr, so Jesse's threats didn't mean anything to him. Jesse just kept getting in the middle.

Was it an elaborate prank? What does a fake company gain from workers doing fake work? Where is the money or motive?

The Texas preacher line dancing with the pistol got me. Jesse's snake skin suit too. Loving this show. Here's something for future reference.... https://giphy.com/explore/baby-billy

Dragged Across Concrete with Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughn was incredibly good. It does take an investment of time and patience because the pacing is realisticly, sometimes painfully slow. But the details are just fascinating. Those dudes can shoot!

This is one of the worst shows I have ever tried to watch. Abandoning after two episodes. I want my money back.

Where can a fella find their original sex tape online?

I watched this in "4D" with my son and nephew. Three hours of getting punched by my chair and sprayed in the face by water was not fun. I hit the bar halfway through and came back for the last 30 minutes of nonsense.

Netflix script writing is probably a lot more like Silicon Valley Pied Piper than Scorcesi's process.

I liked it, but the writing is pretty lazy. They say "fuck" more than a Sam Jackson movie. It became annoying.

I pressed for Van as a middle name. Like Elvis Van Presley. It sounds more european with my real last name. We wound up going with Sterling for the middle name, which is cool. The second boy's middle name is Dean. I really hope that he adopts that name as he gets older and gets in a frat. THE DEAN!

Tsunamis would be fucking everything up all the time if the coastal shelves were that exagerated.

Is that Alyssa Milano?

That's a cool dog. Now paint my house!

Last year I was feeling really bad about myself (drinking problems). I had a leather cash wallet with something like $280 in it. In a fit of guilt, I just gave it to a begger in a wheel chair. I hope it helped him, but I didn't feel any better....just stupid. Probably wrong thread.