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Elvis

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  1. All right here’s one…
  2. Roku channel popped up on my Roku TVs. All the sketches are jokes with a twist punch line. Would hate to ruin them. Burr basically did what he does. He thought of a great shock jokes and turned into 20+ sketches. Most are 5 minutes long I think.
  3. Porsche says hi on the frunk battery locking lid BS.
  4. Lol hilarious. That is all.
  5. Follow up: “ Mr. Pibb is for assholes” ”then drink up”
  6. I enjoyed American Honey. Lucky Logan was terrible.
  7. She's hotter in terrible movies. She's also my grandaughter.
  8. I’m pretty far into season 3 and really like it. First, these guy could teach @CleverNickname a few things about digging holes. They’re knocking out 8x8x4 in the dark no problem. Second, Aussie cops must be nonexistent. Third, no expects a chest kick.
  9. Albino monkey headlock punch is a good band name
  10. She puts out and will ride in the trunk. Cheaper to keeper
  11. James Webb turns into a paparazzi.
  12. Infamous on Hulu. Bella Thorne is fine AF and the movie is actually pretty good.
  13. I have Epoxy Coat and it is holding up well after 10 years. Degreasing and prep were key.
  14. If y’all don’t recall, I kind of accidentally fingered and made out with a dolphin. Her boyfriend dolphin tried to drown me into the deep ocean.
  15. Why do they give a shit about a diver?
  16. I decided to not refinish my pool this summer so that I can let my 12yo son learn chemistry and maintenance. He’s doing great. I’m paying him $50/week plus I buy the chems. Hopefully this turns into a good business for him next year with all of the other pools in my neighborhood.
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