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Elvis

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Everything posted by Elvis

  1. If you’re old enough to be on this site… and you haven’t fucked a girl named Jenny…. I don’t know what to tell ya. I have a nascar story, but this isn’t the right thread.
  2. I think she makes this face of disapointment 90% of the time. Never been a fan.
  3. Garner is right out. I wouldn’t put up with her for a second.
  4. Elvis replied to MissingInAction's topic in Lulz
    (Ricky Gere)
  5. Guzman must have an incredible agent. He has been in everything. Well, maybe not everything. But he is in something every single year since 1977.
  6. The Chernobyl fire fighters death from acute radiation poisining is up there. Slowly melting for days or weeks.
  7. My buddy had a saying. It’s better to burn out than rust out. He was the dude that died in a plane crash years back. It was on the other site. The turbo prop plane with a longhorn on the vertical stabilizer. RIP amigo.
  8. How did she not sucomb to smoke inhalation in the first five minutes?
  9. Coke and dope may have helped with the pain of burning alive. It may have also kept her alive to endure it longer.
  10. Furk. That’s gotta hurt.
  11. Maybe eye balls?
  12. Yard sign talk not going away
  13. Not sure if this is the right thread. me and my friends in high school go to the hood to buy some grass in my prelude. We arrive to find that Black dudes think this a decent chance to roll some white dudes. They step up hard and find…. outside line backer, inside line backer, corner back, and safety. All In my prelude. Homeboys say “dayum! Y’all rolling fo deep in da hood like dat?!” Me: “yup” We got our twenty dolla bag no problem
  14. Cartagena?
  15. I totally forgot that I saw her butthole.
  16. Hold up there chief. Roping a steer while riding a horse is as athletic and difficult as anything out there.
  17. I had a fif grade assignment to make a diarama (sp?) so I chose a 1000 page book by Clancy. I watched October and used my GI Joe’s to build a crazy fight scene with cotton balls for smoke. It was cool and I got an A.
  18. Hope she’s ok. She has/d Anniston nips.
  19. Is Webb looking at my sausage right now?
  20. Maybe only got up to 86-87mph?
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