Everything posted by Elvis
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
It's a tale as old as time. Wife is backing out of the garage and scrapes the shark fin antenna thing off of her Q5, taking out the bottom garage door panel in the process. She claims that her phone fell onto the garaged door opener fob in the console, bringing it down unexpectedly. I'm skeptical as this is strike two after backing out with the tail gate up. That caused more damage to the tail gate than the garage door though.
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I've decided to dig a hole
And a mouth guard. And sun glasses or safety glasses.
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True Detective Season 1
I'm a big McConaughey fan. Mud, Killer Joe, Interstellar, and so many more. Heck, I've listened to his audio book Green Lights three times. Plus, Woody Harrelson was awesome in season 1 too.
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True Detective Season 1
I watched this week to week on HBO when it first aired. That was a fun ride. Since then I usually re-watch season 1 twice per year. I love it.
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How do we put posters on ignore?
There’s not much action on that board anyways. Doesn’t seam like a problem worth solving.
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Arcade repair
What’s broken on street fighter? Controls?
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Lunar eclipse
I didn't know about the eclipse when I went outside. It had just started, and I was like, oh shit! it's going to eclipse! I grabbed the family and we watched it. Super cool suprise!
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Top Gun 2
I saw Interstellar at the Bullock. It was absolutely the best movie watching experience of my life. The Hans Zimmerman organ music rattled my balls. No food, lots of room, and I went by myself. Incredible. High hopes for TG2! I’m bringing my kids but I might not sit with them. Too distracting.
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Housekeeping
We lost our favorite cleaning lady and her crew. La jeffe bought new boobs and butt implants. She leveled up to a rich boyfriend and doesn’t have to clean houses anymore. Our replacement crew is not as good or nice. $120 every two weeks for 2300sf.
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New auto mod for lgbtq posts
Testing. Don't ban me; not my jokes.
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Top Gun 2
Tickets for sale at the Bob Bullock IMAX.
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Building a gaming PC
How much are you asking?
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I would do that
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Surly parents worried about their kids being attacked- megathread
I’m sorry that happened to you. That’s terrible. Sincerely.
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Surly parents worried about their kids being attacked- megathread
All the engineering libraries smelled like octopussy. Not In a good way. No groping observed.
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I've decided to dig a hole
Now that the topic of climbing through drainage tunnels has come up, I’ll tell this short story of childhood stupidity. This little public park had horizontal concrete drainage pipes where you could see a little bit of light from one end to the other. We were small, probably 6yo. Yep, we went for it, and made it! We found another tunnel and decided to go for it, but we couldn’t see light. I went first and learned that it narrowed in diameter about 30 feet into it. Stuck! We all had to back up like a damn human centipede. No teachers or moms had any idea where we were. When we got out we acted like nothing happened.
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I've decided to dig a hole
Dirt holes is easy. Hitting round rock limestone when you're only dick deep takes a commitment. I broke a tooth from gritting my teeth while hammering a spike to break that shit out. That was an expensive hole.
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Surly parents worried about their kids being attacked- megathread
What happens?
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
I know Goose. He’s high AF.
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Surly parents worried about their kids being attacked- megathread
So this thread is about rape, abortion, guns, politics, and how to pick a college based on fear.
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Surly parents worried about their kids being attacked- megathread
I do. I coach them. “Don’t be a jerk you dipshit kids. “
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Surly parents worried about their kids being attacked- megathread
Now I recognize y’all won’t respect my moral high horse, but just teach your sons not to rape, and teach your daughters to be good. this is not an administrative issue.
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Outdoor Furniture that Doesn't Suck
Plastic coated metal wire wicker is what you want. Cushions can be changed at substantial cost every five years. The frames are heavy though.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Checking the oil