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Elvis

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  1. What does that mean? My Pentair Hummer Platinum still works, but I spend $200+ in tires and bags. Hoes every five years too. Are you saying the electric is the way to go? Please explain.
  2. For some reason there was a wooden ruler on Priscilla's bathroom vanity this morning. Yeah. I used it.
  3. Great thread. Five stars.
  4. That kid is gonna love drugs.
  5. Damn. Been there.
  6. Hard to keep up with myself.
  7. Yeah getting there. Except I just had my best year ever. I had to stroke a huge check to the IRS. Got me all pissy and drunk.
  8. I’m fun Bobby. Tough spot for my internal organs. Not bad for my smile and junk. Work hurtin too.
  9. We’llI guess I’ll hold it. Son is hitting all the standards for a truck at 15-16. 1. Straight A’s 2. First chair 3. Starter LB and TE 4. Girlfriend…….he’s working on it he’s a stud
  10. Ok, where do I buy back all my Sports Illustrated VHS tapes. I want them back.
  11. Don’t fly American Airlines. Evar.
  12. Thanks for sharing
  13. My Kitchen Aid is terrible. Several friends love Bosch
  14. Elvis replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
    Also this https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/aircraft-carrier-uss-theodore-roosevelt-returns-sea-after-coronavirus-outbreak-n1211716
  15. Elvis replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
  16. It should be a Westin - away in Margaritaville. 2 mil per year alive. Reverse mortgage moose out front shoulda told ya.
  17. Kareem and West's reviews can suck it. This show is freaking awsome and I laugh out loud 30 times per episode.
  18. Any opinions on SMART Recovery? Because it's getting worse, not better. @After irth , what was that ulcer like? Symptoms, diagnosis, etc. please.
  19. Elvis replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
    I’m pretty sure he said the Teddy Rosavelt. But I drink a lot. He got Covid quarantined in a hotel for months back in 20.
  20. Elvis replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
    My nephew was on the USS Rosavelt when they shot some of this. He said he was on deck, so technically in the movie. This nephew is the son of my brother in law that took me on the USS Kitty Hawk Tiger Cruise. (Story in Holy Shit thread) He is in Naval Intelligence and transferring to Space Force in a month. Not bad for a kid that failed out of Tech and enlisted.
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