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    Countryisms

    Elvis replied to Buzzrock's topic in Lulz

    My uncle would tell his Mexican ranch hands, "No lunchee my beans!"
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    In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
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    Vinyl

    Elvis replied to CooterBrown's topic in Music

    disagree
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    Vinyl

    Elvis replied to CooterBrown's topic in Music

    I just bought the ELAC Miracord 50 and a few albums to get started on the Vinyl hobby. So far I have been trying to choose albums that play through without any bogus annoying songs. So far I have Jimmy Buffet's Songs you know by Heart, The Best of the Eagles 2 disc, my buddy bought me Daft Punk Random Access Memories. So, a few years ago I decided to decorate part of my office with cool record covers. I had the covers and records framed and hung on the wall over my tv. Last night I pulled out the discs and rehung the frame. I have nice sleeves for the discs, but I don't know how to store them without the cardboard album covers. I looked but I can only find more sleeves. Any recommendation for how to store these loose discs?
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    Priced right....treefiddy.
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    Denver: Elways
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    Texas Alpha Sig Ep here. Did not rape. And girls go to frat parties for the same reason frat guys go to parties......to have fun and maybe get laid (willingly). They also want to work on their MRS degree. I'm sure you GDIs can't imagine why hot rich girls are attracted to rich frat guys.
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    Benzos and Bourbon

    Elvis replied to Girdwood's topic in Lulz

    vodka and vikes!
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    The time limit for recovering depreciation is typically 1 year from the date of loss, but you can request 6 month extension in writing (before the 1 year expires). Your policy language may vary. You should still show them that you had the work done so that it will be fully covered for the next storm.
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    That is fucking weird and totally fucked up and funny and scary.
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    Almost as good as Mercury Pizza. It's always a good idea to put poison in the name.
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    There it is. Came to post this.
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    I do not like that
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    PM sent. Scouting and smoking related.
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    yeah that was worth a google
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    Ya'll would like Jim Jeffries too. He goes farther than Chappelle or Burr. His accent and timing just kill every joke.
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    Grey shorts - def wood
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    Only been there a few times, but I agree... 1. Still in college but GF in the Woodlands. Let's drive 8 hours to space land to go to a party at her boss' house. 2. Running back in forth from Beaumont for insurance work. Pull over in the hood for car trouble with a 40cal in hand. They didn't want none. 3. Visit a friend in Kingwood during the same insurance runs. Cooled off some bar fights. Fiend was on crutches or we probably would have gone full Toby Keith.
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    boner...

    Elvis replied to Kyrie Eleison's topic in Lulz

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    I had these forever then they went away. A couple show up every now and then, but not nearly as many as before. They love the pantry and did get into some cereal I think. Our drinking straws are stored vertically in a cup. I grabbed one and took a sip and got to find out how the larvae taste.

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