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  1. Elvis
    Re-watch it with the sub-titles on. It's a great way to spend your time. There's a scene when the Pikey drivel is so thick that it just reads, "pikey-pikey-pikey".
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    That's a brake pad commercial if I've ever seen one. /applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />
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    That's ASSault!
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    8 ounces ain't a dose, that's a helluva night. An eight ball is an eighth of an ounce.
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    Commando was my favorite when I was a kid. Look at all that fucking gear! So, on a tangent here....when I was growing up in Abilene at a super religious non-denominational church, we had "childeren's church" of course. We were an "Army for God" and we could earn tickets for dressing up like John down there (or knowing your Bible verses by memory). I would bring a fucking Rambo knife laced into my tactical vest and as many fake but real-as-shit looking guns as I could reasonably holster. We had a canteen store for buying more cool army shit. The Christian/Army puppet shows were fucked up. Good times. Good times.
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    This should go well...

    Elvis replied to tbone_'s topic in Lulz

    I remember being in JV morning football practice. We knew the verdict was coming any minute and we would probably find out at lunch right after practice. We were in the huddle and I (T.E.) bet my buddy (W.R.) $20 that OJ was going to be found guilty. He took the bet, and not 30 seconds later our receiver coach comes running out of the locker room screaming "the Juice is Loose! The Juice is Loose!". I was pretty bumbed about the twenty bucks. Didn't really care about the verdict.
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    It's for pdf documents that are not generated in word. They come out of Xactimate.
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    I need to apply custom water marks. Does cute pdf do that?
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    Jessica Simpson for my home town Abilene....
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    I was about 15 playing Doom on my own phone line modem (Packard Bell 486SX50, 14.4k) and talking to my nerd friends on my parents line. It was some early multiplayer chat. Funny thing about the phone line was that it was listed as "teen phone". I always got random phone calls from people just calling to see what's up, if I was cool, want to hang out, etc. That was some early phone book social media bullshit. It seemed like half the time it was some mean cholo bitches though that just wanted to talk chit.
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    30 Rock

    Elvis replied to Grandioso's topic in Movies and TV

    'I like when a woman has ambition. It's like seeing a dog wearing clothes' – Jack
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    I hate AA so much, especially the people there. It's like management sends an email out every morning cutting some benefit or making their uniform more uncomfortable. Everyone is on the verge of quitting and passengers are fodder for their FU moment on the way out.
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    I have 5 Paradigm Cinemas to go with it too! $300 for the 5.1 setup.
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    I just finished a full re-watch today. What next?
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    I think I just need to start with a demand letter. It's too small to be on contingency.
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    A company is violating the terms of our warranty agreement. It's not exactly small, but the value is around $15k. PM for details. Thanks!
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    No wonder we won the war.
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    It has been professionally tested, cleaned, and wrapped by ERS. In Round Rock. Saddle not included.
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    Yes that is an absolutely absurd amount of nerd acronym with 2 variations for most. I assume you are some IT architect that isn't allowed in public because you condescend to everyone because everyone else is stupid and doesn't speak your language.
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    Instead of making your case on how it's easier for you (lazy), why don't you just define the acronyms and improve the thread?
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