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Elvis

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Everything posted by Elvis

  1. I think that dude just went back in time to make out with his mom.
  2. I have an excellent (perfect) win record for fighting at Whataburgers. Taco Bueno too.
  3. Driving around Ft Worth. Me: What’s that voice? Wife: That's Christina Aguilarea Me: Why is Christina Aguilera talking to me? Wife: She’s my GPS voice Me:Your GPS is Christina Aguilera? Wife: yes! Me: We’ll no wonder we can’t find Shit this weekend!
  4. Driving around Ft Worth. Me: What’s that voice? Wife: That's Christina Aguilarea Me: Why is Christina Aguilera talking to me? Wife: She’s my GPS voice Me:Your GPS is Christina Aguilera? Wife: yes! Me: We’ll no wonder we can’t find Shit this weekend!
  5. Wait, wrong guy.
  6. RIP Manson Lamps
  7. Oil catch pan would be appropriate equipment for Mrs. Man
  8. We played with real footballs. Fucking 2nd string QB David Dickskin threw like he was trying to break the speed record. Instead he broke my finger (starting outside linebacker and 2nd string TE). He also split my starting WR/CB's hand in half. Then QB broke his collar bone, and we didn't have to worry about laser balls injuries for the rest of the season. Lot's more catches.
  9. I have that shirt and sunglasses.
  10. That place looks like this place....
  11. Elvis replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
    The list is long, but distinguished. Like my Johnson.
  12. I don't know if this is the right application, but I really like my Epoxy-Coat floor in the garage. https://epoxy-coat.com/
  13. Expensive automatic watches that don't work anymore. They probably cost a grand to fix each. That's a tough grand to spend. Each.
  14. Correct. Theta house.
  15. Who did you're homework for you? Not an easy A. Although I did get several other A's in thermo and orbital mechanics.
  16. I just re-watched Chernobyl on HBO two days ago. I don't think it works like that. It might be a magic trick. I also spent a month (after watching Chernobyl the first time) learning about nukular stuff, because I realized I didn't understand it well, which bothered me as an engineer and a man.
  17. Well that's a shame. I'm glad I got my partying done in the 90s and early oughts.
  18. This one was immediate for me. Fucking Banion? Allways an asshole.
  19. Then you better like dicks. Lots of dicks.
  20. Maybe I was in a bad mood, but I couldn't take this nonsense show yesterday. I only made it about 10 minutes through Ep1. Maybe I should get high and try again. I ususally like the Concords/Jumanji guy.
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