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Elvis

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  1. Let's back the fuck off fellas. I didn't diddle that girl until we were married when she was 22.
  2. The flu is a pussy cat next to cedar fever. Never get the shot and never git the flu. Would trade the flu for allergies.
  3. I use mine to to tie ladders to my roof rack and they still work after. Must be putting them in the wrong hole. Just sayin.
  4. My 911 Cab seems even less safe now....
  5. Just came to add this....
  6. I do a lot of mundane paperwork these days. Just finished True Detective S1 and S2. Might restart this from the beginning. Last time I watched it was week to week. Sounds fun!
  7. Just re-watching S1 a couple weeks ago and just finished S2 today. S1 was certainly better, but S2 was nicely entertaining on a second watch. Valcaro's unintelligible dialog was the most difficult part to following the story in addition to the 20 character names to keep up with the "cascading betrayals". I finally figured out why Casper was acid eye-washed and had his dick blown off. "Two weeks or less" was not as distracting on the second round.
  8. I would just like to say the prolific use of acronyms to describe 20+ movies is tiresome in this thread. Can someone post a sticky for what all this GOAT2 MOWFOR3 means? Otherwise good discussion.
  9. Forrest Gump
  10. The thing is that no one wants me to quit drinking, just not die of drinking. I'm fun Bobby! I honestly don't remember what it's like to live without alcohol since I was probably 14. When I think about quitting I can't even understand who that sober version of me would be. He has never existed.
  11. Confession: I start drinking vodka everyday by noon if not before. I continue to do my job well and fulfill all of my obligations. I'm mostly worried about my liver right now as my 40th bday is next week. The daily drinking is mainly to beat the shakes, and it doesn't bring me any joy. Add that to the holidays and I'm definitely going to burn out before I rust out. I just made a drink as I finished reading this thread.
  12. https://www.pioneerelectronics.com/PUSA/Home/Plasma/PRO-150FD#Dimensions 146 pounds hanging on my wall on a big ass articulating wall mount. Funny thing was going through 2 defective sets until landing on this one that is still jamming since 2009. $7500 hot deal.
  13. So was this kid vaccinated or not?
  14. I bet I can still run my 9.9 100m dash now that I'll be 40 next month. Maybe even 8.9 now as I keep getting more awesome.
  15. So what is the mid grade for? Cars require either regular or premium. I've never heard of a car that said mid-grade on the filler door.
  16. And damn.....
  17. An absurd waste of everyone's time and money to accommodate the smallest fraction of a percentage of the mentally ill population. SJW eff off.
  18. It says milk....
  19. What is the milk for?
  20. Why would that be a mother's worst nightmare?
  21. I bet those monitors suck if they are vga only. Just get one big 1080p monitor with HDMI and you'll probably have a better setup than hacking two old-ass CRTs. https://www.monoprice.com/product?p_id=33381
  22. Well I guess I'll go be an insurance adjuster again.
  23. Coach is dumb for letting his players get distracted with that BS. Players need poise and focus, not a dance contest.
  24. BC was perfect in Wedding Crashers. And I've liked Gaga a lot more after she teamed up with Tony Bennett.
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