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Elvis

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  1. What a bunch of bitches you all are. Regardless of race creed or sex. Be human.
  2. Hunter Killer is fun and has so much cool military tech.
  3. Haircuts, carwashes, and waitresses get tips. Outside of that you better have a pretty face, huge rack, or bend over to ask for the tip.
  4. I had to look that up. I must have been busy getting busy with real chicks instead of watching tv.
  5. Looks pretty good
  6. “Litiigatin’” got me. Who would make such a video?
  7. That should probably be in a private forum. Damn.
  8. Do you have to walk around while holding your phone up in front of your face the whole time like a dork? The idea sounds fun, but loathe people that walk with a phone held up in their face.
  9. Elvis

    Getting old sucks

    Can someone recommend a butt-camera doctor with small hands near Round Rock?
  10. Springfield?
  11. Damn! Demi has some Carrie Underwood thighs. Damn!
  12. Ok 43 minutes in is worth it.
  13. Strip Tease with Demi popped up on Prime tonight. I thought why not. I’ll give it a look 15 minutes in right now. Demi looks amazing. She’s a total 10. But this movie is hot garbage. It makes Roadhouse look like a Scorsese masterpiece. I get why this movie was made in the absence of internet porn. But damn, we were hurting for skin flicks back in the day.
  14. Here’s the thing. They are not your spots either. Get your steps in. Not defending. Just sayin.
  15. Cart Narc to the rescue!
  16. I got this.
  17. That’s correct. I forgot.
  18. This one
  19. Freshman position coach (not head freshmen coach) plus Texas History. And drivers ed. Nailed it! this was supposed to quote the belly teacher question
  20. Elvis

    Brothers

    Left turn Clyde.
  21. Elvis

    Brothers

    That’s what she told me.
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