Lloyd Christmas

Alright. You are obviously triggered by this. You poor guy, i feel bad for you. I wish you werent forced to feel this way, how it aches at your very being. The ulcers must be unbearable. I hear milk helps.

Hot dog! You went full aggy there posting the most annoying sound in the world. You done goofed and the consequences will never be the same!

What does OU and weed have in common? They both get smoked in bowls. I dont really teach much; I like you am just a fan. I cant speak for the things you dont seem to like. You will just have to find a way to still live with this knowledge and not want to murder yourself. The important thing is getting you guys back to relevancy.

Absolutely not unbridled by any stretch of the imagination. Excited to see more because he's shown us great potential so far. You act like thecupboard is bare of talent which is simply not the case.

Well Riley already has proven his ability to develop qbs (not just Mayfield) and he's barely 34, so i like where this can lead. Sumlin has failed with a lot of qbs, not just Murray. Accuracy wise at Ou he's been stellar. Completed 18 of 21 attempts. Seems he has had some zip on the ball last year too. That long one was a 55 yarder and he didnt fall down throwing it. Didnt look like a wounded duck either. I doubt arm strength would be a thing for him either. Just seems like he's an improved qb from what we saw a couple years ago at aggie.

Yep. He hasnt given us any reason to think he's some stinker, i mean they do see him in practice every day to have some semblance of an idea of who he is. It doesnt hurt having a coach who knows a thing or two about developing a qb. Or has he not proven that he possesses that skill yet? Why would you be sure Mordecai would be ready to start in the cotton bowl? dude's a freshman, you dont want to start a freshman if you dont have to. Silly thing to say. Yep Murray was no good at aggy, and i think all the qbs who left that place were all the better for it; nobody was good that year. By all accounts it seems he has vastly improved since his freshman year in Riley's system. Baker Mayfield improved leaps and bounds over his freshman year. (Starting to kind of lend credence to the idea you dont want to start a freshman if you dont have to). Since Murray is so short, your boys will just have to try extra hard to hurt him or break some of his bones, really show him who the boss is. Hell if youre lucky maybe a texas player will be able to ruin his MLB career too. Regarding accuracy, he did complete 18 of his last 21 passes, so im not sure your assessment of his accuracy is , ahem, accurate. But we'll know more soon enough.

When was the last girl beating? I guess since you mention several months, it must not have been much longer than that. Couldnt have been that long ago surely. Much of that meth related reputation belongs in tulsa. Tulsa is well, its tulsa. We dont go to tulsa; it's akin to we dont go aggy. Oh i prefer the gender identity stuff in austin, much more interesting. Guys in dresses carrying dildos, i mean it does not get much more incredible than that. They werent lying about austin being weird amirite? No wonder it's so easy to recruit there. The meth thing doesnt get as many recruits as you might thing though, we have work to do.

It's my understanding that ambien helps people sleep at night; It seems that's what you're getting at. It seemed fitting at least. Pretty neat you mention meth. Funny thing about methville- I am from California, and there is a small town called Marysville about a 4 hour drive north, it's a well known meth town. One of the top meth towns in the country in fact, most well known as methville. So i guess I'm a meth guy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It should be asked: Can we segue this into UT's new view on males wearing dresses and makeup? And are these the same folks who thought littering the campus with dildos was a good idea? WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE? Jimiiny christmas, is the weed that good?

Well they'd be down to two qbs on scholarship. But Kendall is pretty good and Mordecai didnt win Texas offensive player of the year for sucking his toes. Though nobody wants to play a rookie if they dont have to

Right on. Old titles do provide a nice beacon of hope, I feel you. Yeah, knowing all that must really be like the equivalent of taking an ambien at night huh? Personally I dont understand why most OU fans dont fathom suicide on a daily basis, it's really rough.

Hey there's always next year. You get up and keep trying, eventually things will work out. Just keep sticking it out through the tough years, and you will blossom into a beautiful butterfly. I spent my first decade of OU fanhood being happy losing to nebraska 73-21 because it meant we scored. They were really much worse than texas is now, as hard as that may be to believe. Chin up lil guy, it will be better.

Thank goodness. I'd hate to know someone is up at night fretting over this.

If I've learned anything in life, it's never go to full aggy

Certainly the owner of the big 12 is not in dispute. It just seems like you hate them so much, it must bother you that texas cant get over the hump with all that altruism. You guys are the beacon of hope the world needs in this Dark Forest cesspool of college sports. Hell man i bet you sleep like a baby.

Either way it will be entertaining to watch!

With an austin kid no less

You must really hate that they keep beating texas