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LW Goatman

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  1. Monica.
  2. Shit sucked last week, but I'm fucking jacked that we are watching Longhorn football today. Cooler weather on the horizon, meats getting close on the smoker, libations flowing. We only get a few weekends of this a year, don't be a bitch and just enjoy a win.
  3. Casey plays with fucking urgency, and some give a shit. We need some urgent give a shit.
  4. Pro tip - find someone on a bike and aim for the spokes...and mix in some black cats.
  5. That is one hell of a pumpkin you got there.
  6. Pizza shoulda come with japs. I still say this looks like a nice spread.
  7. As long as its cooked well. The picture above looks great.
  8. Culture should dictate an open and honest assessment of where everyone is, how they fit into the roster, what they need to work on to improve, and a plan of how to get there. Anything else is just hot air and empty words.
  9. Justin Weiss Smith would be wise to not type keywords like terrorist in his social media posts.
  10. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! But the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
  11. I'm not afraid to admit I'll hit up a couple crunchy tacos and fire sauce every now and again. And i remember when I was Brisket's boys age, we would buy those 10 packs of crunchy tacos and get after it.
  12. The women are out of the house, quick and easy eggs, processed cheese shingle, bacon, and hot sauce dinner.
  13. Lulz, a bunch of manziel highlights and baseball? WTF.
  14. Lol at SEC having to deal with "sip drama"...these people, and i know i should never be shocked, but holy shit at the self awareness gap in sheep station.
  15. I was huge into collecting as a kid, even had a table at a couple of small card shows around the metroplex. Well one guy wrote me a hot check in Richardson for my 1961 Mickey Mantle card (was saving for a nice Ryan rookie). I can still see that fuckers face and that was over 25 years ago. Also, I'm back dabbling into cards because my kid gets a kick out of it. There is a new scam where people are trimming cards in order to center them for grading.
  16. Get shitcanned and sit by the pool with no work/family interruptions? I could do that with walmart dancing around me.
  17. If I'm buying the car, I'm forking over the extra to have the tool, its a great convenience. If it was standard and is now an upgrade, which requires a technician to come to your house, then that looks like a nickel and dime situation.
  18. Seems like something as simple as homelink should be a standard option on a car that is high tech.
  19. Just as an aside, black market drug deals in legal states still exists and are thriving thanks to high regulation, taxes, and resulting costs on the good.
  20. You chose wisely.
  21. Can we start the tab again to send the drum of lube to TexAgs business location? Its only $1775 and free shipping! https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO
  22. Its because you're an arrogant sip.
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