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LW Goatman

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  1. The saddest thing about the fake natty plaque was that it was presented to Bitz during a ceremony honoring the Commerce coach who actually won a national championship.
  2. This is simply inaccurate. There is a charge called DUI in Texas but it’s a no tolerance alcohol charge for minors operating a motor vehicle. DWI in Texas is driving while intoxicated. Intoxication is defined as not having the normal use of mental OR physical faculties by introduction of drugs, alcohol, or any other substance…OR having a BAC of 0.08 or higher. So you can be intox for dwi and under the bac limit. You can drink a quart of motor oil and drive and if that made you lose your normal mental or physical faculties then you are dwi. You can be drinking and blow under .08 but have smoked a ton of weed and lost normal use. Hell you can only have drank alcohol, blow under, and have lost normal use (technically).
  3. A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado.
  4. Electronics, other than that it was hot as shit when I was a kid and we played outside. We also drank out of water hoses and were happy to do so.
  5. I was a dam builder. Across the river deep and wide. Where steel and water did collide.
  6. Lets get the salsa recipe please, and your pickles while your at it. Candy corn mixed with peanuts is pretty good.
  7. Bob Phillips is a treasure.
  8. Fir gods sake, think of the children.
  9. What a buffoon. Both sides roll out hammered dogshit and we have to deal with it.
  10. Yep, that was it.
  11. I can't remember the beer joint on 6th street late 90s that opened up, but they would serve these beers like 40 oz for $4 on some nights. The bathroom was tiny and had maybe a toilet and a urinal. You'd walk in there and one person would be pissing in the toilet, one in the urinal, one in the sink, one in the trash can, and someone hitting the drain. Not one place itself is funny, but the totality of creative pissing at once was nuts.
  12. A lot of areas need flat bottom vessels to navigate. I've hunted gators that ended up being that size (you never know what you'll find at the end of the line) in small jon boats, but lawful means included using a 22. You can tell from the tail that is a good size gator. Someone else should've pulled the line and let him ready the spear for the head.
  13. Sunny's just quoted me $235 one way from lax to my disney hotel. F it, I think i'll just do a one day car rental for $150.
  14. Hitting up disneyland next week with the tribe for a few days and not renting a car. Its been 7/8 years since I've been there but last time I met my family and paid something like $125 for a 1 person cab ride from lax to the park. What's the best transport to/from lax and the parks? Uber or does someone have a rec for a good car service?
  15. Dr. Patt taught me how to love a woman, and how to scold a child.
  16. Dr. Patt taught me how to love a woman, and how to scold a child.
  17. Thanks, Karen.
  18. If I fumbled a red dawn quote, I shall indeed hang my head in shame. jfc
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