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Tonesky

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  1. From the surgery center waiting room, for Mrs. T’s procedure, disclosure of which would cost me at least one nut, FIGHT!
  2. 38-17, Texas. Johntay Cook will have zero receptions.
  3. I recommend going to your favorite restaurants, which will shut down soon after their help is rounded up and deported.
  4. Because DJT returned it to the States, which is what everyone wanted
  5. This would piss me off far more than the results of the football game.
  6. I’m a fucking idiot for shedding a discovery inspection for tomorrow morning.
  7. Are you kidding, Rachel Maddow is practically my kids’ nanny.
  8. It has been eerily quiet in my very Trumpy office today. 🤘
  9. Today, I was in Baytown around lunch time and chose from the billion taqueria options. Chili’s tomorrow will be child’s play.
  10. Yeah, we may need a call sign other than “muledick”
  11. Have you worked out your plan for travel to the nearest Chili’s?
  12. When I told my Hockadasie wife of our Wednesday dinner plans, she rolled her eyes and questioned my judgment, before recounting the OG glory days.
  13. Yeah, as long as Harris wins North Carolina by at least two votes, I’’ll still wish my ex was a flood statistic.
  14. And, thanks to SCOTUS gargling Trump's balls, with immunity!
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