MaxHorn

My wife and son are flying to Ohio next Saturday for Christmas. My ass will be driving down to Austin for the game, and my flight to Ohio is Christmas Eve. I booked it this way two months ago— you know, just in case…

You walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Great way to start the weekend! Hook ‘em.

As a completist, I own every Dylan album but must admit that there are many I've rarely played. For the past few weeks I've just been hitting shuffle on the entire collection-- It's a wild ride, man. So many fantastic deep cuts, especially on the Bootleg series. How in the hell did he not put "Blind Willie McTell" on an album? Or "Series Of Dreams" and "Dignity," both of which could have made "Oh Mercy" a masterpiece? Of course, you also run the danger of running into "Wiggle Wiggle" and that's two minutes you'll never get back...

On Friday I made the hour-long drive to the Plano HEB because my autistic son loves that place. While we were checking out, the checker says, "You know we're going to kick your asses, right?" "Excuse me?" "My Aggies are gonna destroy you on Saturday. You won't wear that Texas shirt again." "Well, I guess we'll see, won't we," was my only reply. Yes, I'll be making that hour-long trip again today. And I will choose my check-out line very carefully.

Chip Kelly is the OC who just called that abomination of an offensive game. His lazy ass should be fired immediately, not promoted. And this UCLA fan is loving every second of it.

It’s weird to watch a crappy home game without having to listen to Lowell…but I like it.

Just poured a vodka gimlet that was almost all vodka. I'm out of bourbon and had to watch the kid all day and didn't want to take him into a liquor store, so I'm going to order booze on UberEats for the first time. Let's get this done.

Of course! We hit the LBJ location regularly and have even made a trip or two to the (much smaller) Plano location. There's an H.E.B. near the Plano Josey and he loves that place too. He's definitely my kid.

We are definitely driving out to Arlington for a visit to Forever Young records. It’s his happy place (and mine too!). That should take up a few hours.

I just remembered that all DISD schools are closed tomorrow, so I have to take care of my 6-year-old autistic son all day. That's probably going to minimize my planned heavy drinking self-medication throughout the day. It's going to be a long day...

Voted today in East Dallas. Felt really, really good. Let's get this done.

Already drinking the liquor in an attempt to alleviate stress. Go Dodgers.

Saw James & Johnny Marr in both Austin & Dallas on Sunday/Monday. It was a pleasure to see Marr play guitar in person for the first time, and what can I say about James? Top five all-time band for me. If you know, you know.

WTF with UTSA wearing orange jerseys??