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MaxHorn

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  1. “Break out the peanut butter— he’s got the jam!” He said this after a slam dunk in a ‘90s college basketball game and I’ve never forgiven him.
  2. I remember a comedian in the early 90s who wondered why no one ever blames God after a loss. “We would have won if Jesus hadn’t made me fumble.”
  3. Mark Jones can eat a bag of dick-flavored Cheez-It’s.
  4. It was in Austin visiting a friend the night we found out that Freddie Mercury had died (as I recall, they had announced his illness only the day before). All we had in the apartment was a 2-liter bottle of Big Red and a cheap bottle of vodka, so that night will always be remembered as the “Big Red For Fred” disaster.
  5. We know who we are playing. This show is telling us WHEN, so post the dates.
  6. Both wearing home throwbacks. Beautiful.
  7. The AP poll moved Vandy back ahead of us. Yeah, that makes sense. Jesus.
  8. Never watched a single episode during its original run. I have now seen every episode at least 10 times. It's great comfort TV. The entire cast is fantastic.
  9. I'll be bringing my seven-year-old autistic son to the game. I've decided that I will be having a great day no matter what. Go Horns.
  10. Kicker for the Colts just left a 53-yard FG short. How is that even possible in today’s NFL?
  11. Will never forget the ‘88 game at the Rose Bowl. We destroyed them. I miss Terry Donahue. And Troy Aikman…
  12. I fucking hate AT&T but I'm glad I decided against switching to You Tube TV (from Uverse) before the season because I just knew shit like this was gonna happen. FYI, Uverse picture is so bad now that I end up streaming everything anyway because it's a night-and-day difference. Summary: fuck all of these greedy bastards. Can't anything just be simple for once in our goddamn lives?
  13. Still breathing, fuckers! Glorious!
  14. This might be my last post. Not sure I can survive game seven and that 4th quarter in the same day. Go Dodgers. Nice knowing you fellas.
  15. My least favorite U2 album for sure, but no one can call “City of Blinding Lights” a bad song.
  16. MaxHorn replied to Rip76's topic in Music
    Got a single for night 2 in Ft. Worth and a pair for night 4 (I'll get nights 1 & 3 later), but the big win was snagging a single for opening night in LA at the Forum. Grew up in L.A. so I'll find plenty to do on a solo trip, including a couple Dodgers games vs. the Angels at Chavez Ravine that weekend. FYI, I got that LA ticket just now after spending 90 minutes refreshing earlier for squat-- don't be afraid to check back because they apparently do drop some random seats (and this was a face value artist presale ticket, not one of those deluxe package things).
  17. I just cancelled my subscription to the Athletic about seven days ago. It's been garbage for years but every time I'd cancel, they'd offer me a 75% discount. They did that this time too, and I said fuck you. Good call.
  18. I’m taking my kid to see Rush. I can’t believe I just typed that.
  19. Oops. Still want Sark to pay attention though. Our D is a lethal weapon. Use it.
  20. Because Dallas has no chance of going 99 yards for a TD. Miss the FG and it’s a short field. I hope Sark is paying attention to this strategy.
  21. There's a Texas Burger in almost every major town on that drive, but I can't really recommend it any longer-- last few times it was pretty terrible. I think they merged with Subway and it all went to shit.
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