Just clarifying bruh... you say "production" I say potato.
So we put the government in charge of providing said internet lines to ALL citizens? Ok.
What could go wrong??? I mean, the Obama care website killed it. Right?
I appreciate the esteem and the value that you hold and the faith that you place in our big, burly, lumbering government. But let's be honest. What is our government really good at? I mean really good at? Only one thing:
We can fucking kill you in 31 different flavors. We are hands down the best ever at that shit. We are a killing machine. We've invented ways to kill mother fucker that would make the Tower of London staff from the 16th century green with envy.
Bullets, bombs, aircraft, poisons, chemicals, nukes-- we actually have weapons that turn your organs to liquid shit just seconds before your lungs prolapse out of your mouth. Hell, we've got shit that will just suck your lungs out of your mouth without turning your insides to liquid shit first. You can be sitting out on some dune in east Africa playing with your pet falcon during a monsoon in the dead of night and some JR officer in Virginia on a video game presses a button, puts a warhead on your forehead, then pours himself another triple latte mochachino.
We are the best at this..... and sadly, only this.