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Hagbard Celine

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  1. aggy couldn't score a touchdown in the biggest game at pyle in history because the world hates them from the inside, from the outside, etc.
  2. do the schools have to report how many players traveled?
  3. i did not see that in '21 incredible self-immolation in every quote tagging for offseason evisceration
  4. her mom betrayed the cause, and she's going to instill some karmic balance in the force the dalai lama would not approve, but she's a certified badass and lockjaw is lucky he got gassed by the dilly-dillys, because in this pocketverse, she is coming for him in the sequel, and she would have gone medievial on his ass in our surl thread i haven't seen anyone discuss this as pta's tarantino movie which is why i had to throw in the corn review flyover amerika is not going to get obaa
  5. or simply refused to out of spite because fuck everyone else and stated exactly that as their rationale for lazily posting rtf
  6. topic #1 @956 you used the word's "Trump's America" i have a take that requires further discussion of that topic is that legal in this forum? (i.e. this is not CR but those words freak out a lot of people) can we talk about this film in the context of "Trump's America" in this thread? "it's winter in america, no one knows what to fight for, because no one knows what to save" +++ topic #2 would like to discuss this reddit thread here on the surl: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/1pwbxgp/one_battle_after_another_2025_vs_vineland_the/ i have to remind myself that 999 of 1000 people have never read pynchon, stephenson, thompson, rand, wilson, leary and on and on and on +++ topic #3 whether intentional or not, imho, pta has made a breakthrough achievement with obaa, and i am coining the term to describe it: retroforward continuity alternative timelines are always thought of as a split on key events which would have or might have gone forward in distinctly different but very similar ways, like bring the jubilee, highcastle, etc. my view is that time runs in all directions simultaneously, and what pta has done with obaa is flip the equation and recast alternative versions/dates of past events that arrive at what "we" "perceive" as "the present" i don't think this has ever been done before, and given the development cycle, it may not have been intentional, but as buckaroo said, wherever you go, there you are +++ topic #4 the outro of american girl was perfect so was the song that followed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnJFhuOWgXg&list=PL76b_ueHxrcmDp9Xg5u34x3HM_t6dYhYt&index=1 You will not be able to stay home, brother You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out You will not be able to lose yourself on skag And skip out for beer during commercials, because The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be brought to you By Xerox in four parts without commercial interruptions The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon blowing a bugle And leading a charge by John Mitchell, General Abrams, and Spiro Agnew To eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be brought to you by the Schaefer Award Theatre And will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal The revolution will not get rid of the nubs The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner, because The revolution will not be televised, brother There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mae Pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run Or trying to slide that color TV into a stolen ambulance NBC will not be able predict the winner At 8:32 on report from twenty-nine districts The revolution will not be televised There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay There will be no pictures of Whitney Young Being run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process There will be no slow motion or still lifes of Roy Wilkins Strolling through Watts in a red, black, and green liberation jumpsuit That he has been saving for just the proper occasion Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction Will no longer be so damn relevant And women will not care if Dick finally got down with Jane On Search for Tomorrow Because black people will be in the street looking for a brighter day The revolution will not be televised There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock news And no pictures of hairy armed women liberationists And Jackie Onassis blowing her nose The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb or Francis Scott Keys Nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash Engelbert Humperdinck, or The Rare Earth The revolution will not be televised The revolution will not be right back After a message about a white tornado White lightning, or white people You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedroom The tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl The revolution will not go better with Coke The revolution will not fight germs that may cause bad breath The revolution will put you in the driver's seat The revolution will not be televised Will not be televised Will not be televised Will not be televised The revolution will be no re-run, brothers The revolution will be live 2003 bbc4 doc on gsh (1 hour, recommended): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37iZ3o5k2Y gsh compilation play list: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4felaMEsEQ&list=PL76b_ueHxrcmDp9Xg5u34x3HM_t6dYhYt&index=2 +++ omaha! Grow OmahaOne Battle After Another Misfires With Knockoff TarantinoA bloated, chaotic film that confuses revolution with noise. Anderson’s latest aims for Tarantino flair but lands in the bargain bin instead.+++ A rat done bit my sister Nell With whitey on the moon Her face and arms began to swell And whitey's on the moon I can't pay no doctor bills But whitey's on the moon Ten years from now I'll be payin' still While whitey's on the moon The man just upped my rent last night Cause whitey's on the moon No hot water, no toilets, no lights But whitey's on the moon I wonder why he's upping me? Cause whitey's on the moon? Well I was already giving him fifty a week With whitey on the moon Taxes taking my whole damn check Junkies making me a nervous wreck The price of food is going up And as if all that shit wasn't enough: A rat done bit my sister Nell With whitey on the moon Her face and arm began to swell And whitey's on the moon Was all that money I made last year For whitey on the moon? How come I ain't got no money here? Hmm! Whitey's on the moon Y'know I just 'bout had my fill Of whitey on the moon I think I'll send these doctor bills Airmail special To whitey on the moon +++ Uploading Attachment...
  7. the real queen V was ugly but was a sexual athlete in 21st century context, on par with Catherine the Great the showrunners blew a great opportunity to show coleman in an authentic application of sexual power
  8. the prototypical streamer-created filler that represents 75% of the tiles presented to you i was surfing the surl less than 10 minutes in the use case for an Ai tv chip that enables "exclude bullshit and recommend real content"
  9. this feels like the chefs/bills playoff games the last 5 years last possession wins
  10. for anyone looking for this at the very bottom lower left corner of any page is a dropdown menu labeled THEME it's works, and it's spectacular
  11. https://screenrant.com/one-battle-after-another-bedford-forrest-medal-meaning/
  12. https://wolverineswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/college/wolverines/football/2025/12/27/michigan-football-no-new-opt-outs-for-citrus-bowl/87928190007/ a team spokesman confirmed on Saturday before Michigan’s practice that aside from the three opt-outs, every other player made or will make the trip.
  13. blood atonement was a thing
  14. the wreck matches vandy for least talented campus in the south brethren had some talent at the deathstar but not much of it traveled to this game congratulations @Crockett the priesthood did not look like they belonged until they did wreck are a real side - this is an important win for your program and the new rig
  15. i want in on the mdmost action - define "only 1/3rd of us still here" in 5 years, how the 2/3rds of whatever that is is eliminated, etc.
  16. halftime brought to you by openAI !!!! deepfake poptart cheerleader scissoring !!!
  17. just what i was about to post, wonder what the tceh line is doing
  18. dude this shit is edible crack:
  19. paging @Crockett i'll defer to you if you want to caption the fribergs that i post..... @bolverk ..... sort of ..... moses: no ..... ark: sort of ..... the jaredites boated from judaea to central america in 8 water-tight barges on a journey that took 344 days
  20. aggy wins intertrons, film at 11
  21. san diego chicken katy perry's left shark poptart people also re: the fans in enemy territory commercial, they should add a vignette where aggy are marching back and forth while a milkman with an open map is giving instructions on how to find pyle where's @Crockett
  22. on page 2 of the theU-aggy game thread i posted a complete list of every season they've made a bowl (or would have if not on probation) during the decade of darkness ('84-'94) they had a couple of nice cotton bowl wins, but with multiple losses so never in position for a natty, and otherwise completely totally shit the bed on new year's day, with zerofuckall to show for that decade other than massive embarrassment when they had the summit in sight
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