Hagbard Celine

over the last dozen years they've shown their ass to the world so their options are fairly limited the b1g will laugh heartily the acc might trade them for florida state straight up

win or lose in atlanta, the sec myth has been broken, and with it aggy identity has been shattered in to a thousand pieces

the gump game in austin TWO YEARS AGO should have caused them to wake up

please let this happen

we should start a gofundme to kick them out reason: undershining themselves

we've always had a death star nil made it fully operational to further agree, you have to buy the right players that want to buy in to your school, your academics, your culture, your environment AS WELL AS your football program aggy will never operationalize their donkey kong stadium while none of those attributes are an attractive invesment aggy are condemned to only throwing infinite piles of (our) money at the problem and this is glorious

fafo

YES tboag - the actual problem!

revenge is best served cold what did losangeles expect should have happened? aggy cops should have arrested sips for committing cognitive dissonance? the corps should have drawn swords and attacked burnt orange for outshining aggy?

it's fantastic they have already proven they will cook books and neither utimco or the lege will put a stop to it or hold them accountable, so let's talk up their massive paydays to buy the highstars needed to fabricate their class rankings: aggy NIL POWER!!!! paid unprovens will either a) pan out, b) wash out or c) get a 2nd payday after showing any value when they get on the field wash rinse repeat why are b or c more likely? because 90% of those highstars are not signing because they believe in milkmen, cosplay or semen jars legacies aside, how any african-american kid can take their money with the intent of going 5 years in support of that racist institution IS A MYSTERY!!!!

they really thought they were going to win this game 50-0 just like last week against barn the reason(s) they did not are THE GREATEST FUCKING MYSTERY OF ALL TIME

rv marked up the first page last night so i clicked through and it's still up in the coca world page 2 is ZERO ZERO ZERO pure copium in case rv has already marked it i won't spoil it other than to post this: +++ TAMUallen 10:16p, 11/30/24 AG Yall let them come in an taunt you with SEC SEC SEC and did nothing New army is pathetic +++ one of the top 10 aggy delusions is the programmed belief they hold agency in matters where their control is measured in negative numbers i have a dying cat and am hungover like hell but the smile on my face is widening with every SIP of coffee i hate those fuckers so much FEAR for what they mean to the progress of our state, country, society and the human race LOATHING of everything aggy FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS UP THE GOAT ASS IT'S NOT A RIVALRY IT'S A DEATH MARCH AND I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR TO PUT THE FUCKING SWORD TO THEM ONE HUNDRED TO FUCKING ZERO fuck you aggy fuck you

klein is a pussy when it became obvious we owned the trench he had nothing zero creativity from jumbo last night we had the opportunity to go no lube and slept ourselves if we had special teams ....... derp

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the caymans wire transfer cleared

they may have to it sucks that a wreck win puts us in a situation to root for tennessee tomorrow morning uga loss + vandy win = massive zebra fuckery tomorrow night

this is lubbock 08 level

egregious

kevin mar from omaha nebraska just signed

OUTSHINING is ILLEGAL!!! it's in the TEXAS CONSTITUTION!!!!! for posterity and in the event the petition goes away here is the text of the change.org petition as of this moment 29nov24 https://www.change.org/p/remove-the-texas-longhorns-from-the-southeastern-conference-sec?recruiter=1358854032&recruited_by_id=b549ce10-adba-11ef-9e48-73e46da0aab2&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=share_for_starters_page&utm_medium=copylink The Issue As a passionate advocate for the integrity of the Southeastern Conference (SEC), I, like many of us, find the inclusion of the Texas Longhorns deeply concerning. For many, they have become a giant blight on what the SEC symbolizes, leading to an intention of a petition to exclude them from the SEC altogether. The Longhorns inclusion into the conference transgresses the fundamental values of the SEC – a place of fair play and integrity (occasionally). The Longhorns are a major cancer to the conference: Contributing heavily to the implosion of previous conferences. Interfering with other SEC teams championship runs thru slimy back-door methods. Delaying games and endangering players by throwing their dildos and baby bottles onto the field during game action. Paying off officials to give preferential treatment during sporting events. Evidence is everywhere. Just ask coaches and fans from Georgia, Oklahoma, Vanderbilt, Mississippi State, Texas A&M, or any other highly respected University. Having a “snowflake” fan base that cannot take a joke and/or a simple “horns down” gesture without crying. Studies show a large contingent of support for both Joe Biden and Kamala Harris among current Longhorn students and the vast majority of Longhorn alumni. The inclusion of the Texas Longhorns has heavily tainted this great conference and brings an unprecedented challenge towards preserving our beloved SEC's integrity. Therefore, we are urging the Southeastern Conference organization to hear the voices of those committed to preserving its integrity. We implore you to consider the consequences of the Texas Longhorns participation and to re-evaluate their position within the Southeastern Conference. Show your commitment to fair play and maintaining the enthusiasm of true fans by removing the Texas Longhorns from the SEC. Sincerely, SEC Fans Everywhere

we've won 10 true road games in a row which is the longest active streak in fbs game times are determined by the broadcast contract owner as we have painfully dealt with for the past 15 years sec true road games at night since the aggy temper tantrum (i.e. joining the sec and trying to burn down the rig on the way out): 12 @ klan W 66-31 21 @ pig L 21-40 23 @ gump W 34-24 sec true road games we have played since we joined the league this year 24 @ vandy 24 @ pig the sec has had 2 opportunities to schedule us at night on the road we should have already played an additional league game (home? road?) but the 8-game cowards own that fact not us - aggy can bitch at them precisely which game(s) do the aggy fucktards suggest should have been moved to the morning or afternoon the days we went to nashville and fayettenam in order to prevent the creation of this BRAND NEW LESS THAN A MONTH OLD aggy "fact" that has morphed in to existence now that the number of true road sec games we have played has increased to MULTIPLE (i.e. more than one) opportunities to prove the eSipN KoNsPeArCeE! this "fact" is now almost 2 weeks old those raised in or converted to the faith of the brethren have a web 1.0 site to help them reprogram: https://www.exmormon.org/ aggy who need to be cleansed of fishcamp programmnig have a new, modern wiki to help them reprogram: https://aggypedia.com/ advantage: aggy

aggy sold 56k season tix last year and this year i would be curious to know how many didn't renew from last year

now that we've settled on the current record of 12-5 due to the intertrons, we should note that is a 70% winning percentage our all time (76-37-5) record is a 66% winning percentage aggy missed the opportunity to run out of time for 12 years this means aggy ingenuity prevented the intertrons-era record from running out to 20-9, saving 8 more losses advantage: aggy