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Hagbard Celine

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  1. i've grown to love your takes from our years together in the 'other' football (soccer) forum i rarely diverge from your opinion on anything that said i don't think we have any idea about the jag-rating of the RBs or the WRs because of the o-line and i liked what i saw from arch last week - if he had anything more advanced than empty air protecting his left side, his accuracy, decisions and speed of thought would improve with every game likewise the RBs - how can we say they are jaggy when sark sends them in to a collapsing trench on 1st down every series and the defense knows exactly what's coming
  2. pull out every trick play? sark? he's more predictable than greg davis
  3. i repped this, but win or lose our season is not turning around this weekend parcells wants to see multiple league wins in a row, like, 4, or 5, with competent ___________ (name the position room) before declaring "turned around" as of this moment we are winless in the league until we are not
  4. it's impossible for us to have our own version of looch the tower would never sign off on it
  5. it's fair park shit happens
  6. all of our runners could get 4 yards if sark didn't run them directly in to the left side of our line
  7. you will take it to your fucking graves your fucking graves
  8. the brethren can and would match instantly
  9. what's happened to you? saucy nicole has gone sensei you've never been this vocal or erudite in the football forum anyway to your point..... i love the idea of sark bolting to provo it's clean for everyone i don't want him to leave i also don't want him on the sidelines
  10. the national media can't digest flood fucking up and 36 hurries - it doesn't make easily digestible clickbait for stupid people
  11. until bobby is wrong, he's still right..... /parcells that said what he did not include in his formula to arrive at his conclusion was the smoking crater from a tactical field nuke that is our O-line.... #teamasswater, we all share the collective rage mine is not an overreaction from the florida result nor is it the letdown from the bill of goods we were sold, it's how that bill of goods was drafted.... i have to tell a story that explains it..... @RamjetFDO will get this, maybe others will.... i'll try to be brief in '75 the last mission with apollo hardware pioneered the docking of US & Soviet hardware: see that black thing in the middle? it was a one-off built and used 1 time, and it was called the APAS which stands for the.... and the surl will love this which is why i'm telling this story.... it was called the: Androgynous Peripheral Attachment System (APAS) it pioneered the technology that allowed both soviet/russian and us hardware (i.e. soyuz capsules, shuttles, progress resupply modules etc.) to all attach to the same docking ports on mir and the iss this was not straightforward: - both programs use a 'probe & drogue' male/female docking configuration - the APAS is 'female' on both ends - the atmosphere in the soviet program was a sea level pressure mix of nitrogen and oxygen - we use lower pressure pure oxygen the APAS had to solve all of that, and it did the 2025 Texas Longhorn Football Team is an APAS that got to orbit where we discovered that the soyuz docking ring is the 2025 texas offensive line: it was built with imperial, not metric dimensions docking fail de-orbit without passing go or collecting $200 someone fucked up - it's a great googly moogly this is what i'm most pissed about
  12. from the circle to 6 is the very last segment between round rock and i-20 (on 35E) 35E from 20 to US67 has to be rebuilt i've never seen any plans to to do 35W from the split to burleson but it's still the original 2 lanes and will have to be done someday
  13. i regularly defeat google turn-by-turn; i don't know about apple, never used it
  14. closures to 1 lane each direction are sporadic, sort-of-scheduled, and determined by txdot, which is infested with aggy, and therefore, even if no construction is going on, you need to pay attention to the shortcuts to 77 and the circle i would be happy to post detailed, visual instructions with fail-safe clog countermeasures, but every time i try to help the community with command and control decision data i catch shit for doing so
  15. have you watched the asswater video yet? instant colon cleanse - you will feel right as rain i can now speedread all 995 for any mention of crucifixion for flood or rumors of chewings-out by cigars of cdc and cdc of sark and sark of flood that's the only shit i care to read about until friday
  16. the CWX airfield has a 6000' runway and is 52 miles from the peyote way church of god west of fort grant in deep central arizona the entire team and staff need to go on a spirit walk
  17. stop making factual analyses stop caveating anything stop posting anything where there is an *IF* qualifier that you didn't post with your prediction/analysis we can't read your mind and know what you intended to mean and if we could that would be bad STOP THINKING ANYTHING about ANYTHING in the future
  18. DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP you are the anti-matter super-massive black hole at the center of the sports galaxy i don't hate you, and you are not an asshole, but you are a judas! STOP PROGNOSTICATING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!!!!!
  19. #TEAMASSWATER i feel better after watching that it was a catharsis for those unfamiliar with the word...... "Catharsis is from the Ancient Greek word κάθαρσις, katharsis, meaning 'purification' or 'cleansing', commonly used to refer to the purification and purgation of thoughts and emotions by way of expressing them. The desired result is an emotional state of renewal and restoration."
  20. which reminds me...... i ran across this last night.... everyone knows gardere beat 0u 4 in a row did you know he shares the career picks record of 45 with colt?
  21. screens, hot routes, quick reads, max protection, pitch outs, you know, anything we haven't done yet, might keep the O on the field long enough to give the D a chance to win the game for us stonie clark holla
  22. it doesn't matter who is toting the rock earl or ricky or cedric or jamaal coudln't do shit with this line
  23. @immamac the last 2-3 pages of the OL-talk thread, this thread, and the who is the next OC thread, are the same discussion, requesting you please merge all of it in to one thread whichever one makes most sense
  24. in the above spoiled content the following names are mentioned: Matt Mattox Greg Studrawa
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