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Hagbard Celine

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  1. unknown reason, no way to explain, culture of fail: they get all the way to edge of world, but they don't throw the coke bottle over the edge, because they can't, it would require they speak the Words of Dissonance - they are a culture of exclusion, hate, pretend and delusion, and none of their african-american athletes care about being there
  2. fucking tarp is going to be crucified for this he went off the reservation during the august embargo and goddamn if he didn't nail this exactly
  3. throw out the 1911 and 1986 gomer wins in dallas and it's 6-6 since aggy divorced us, with each team 2-4 home/away HOWEVER the home team has won the last 3
  4. i didn't catch why song went off
  5. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/page/gamedayfinal110224/college-football-week-10-highlights-top-plays-games-takeaways-2024 South Carolina traps Texas A&M Week 9 ended with Texas A&M establishing itself as a front-runner to make the SEC title game. Week 10 ended with the Aggies pancaked against a brick wall named LaNorris Sellers. The Aggies defense got to Sellers often, but routinely bounced off the South Carolina QB like a toddler running into a blimp, and the Gamecocks turned those frustrations into a chorus of big plays. South Carolina didn't allow a sack, ran for 286 yards -- including 106 from Sellers -- and ran away with a 44-20 win. Marcel Reed, who torched LSU last week with his legs, rushed for just 46 yards in the game, and the defense surrendered 530 yards to the Gamecocks -- 101 more than it had allowed in a game all year. The result left Aggies fans stunned, trying desperately to figure out how this was Jimbo Fisher's fault, while Shane Beamer now has the Gamecocks at 5-3 and all but assured a bowl bid with FCS Wofford still on the slate.
  6. pat is in a real fix today zero fucks given where he slots us, but the tortured logic to keep aggy above #7 and ahead of us is going to be a sight to behold
  7. this is a big game for both of these teams this season has the feel of a 10-team pileup in the spring
  8. and not even a cheap shot - shoulder pad lowered and vectored 2 feet above his knee - no helmet - above the waist - to get him the fuck out of bounds can't wait for the wailing and lamentation about the "cheap shot" from their arch rivals
  9. i behaved like a vindictive vengeful child on that last touchdown and enjoyed it immensely like a great hate-fuck back in the day
  10. dudes 2024 is a LEAP YEAR this loss is the fault of pope gregory xiii
  11. please make kirby have to go on camera coming off the field
  12. regardless of how it started, the jax location is now secure because according to the wiki, if played home/home it's worth $3m to each school every other year, but in jax it's worth $4m to both schools every year advantage: jaguars https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida–Georgia_football_rivalry
  13. the jax location is simple: it's the largest neutral stadium closest to the halfway point between the 2 schools
  14. jfc how the fuck did we get rolled by these jackwads
  15. indiana is at the shoe on the 23rd in '15 @ bloomington the b1g fix was in to keep jort alive https://www.winsipedia.com/ohio-state/vs/indiana overall series is 79-5-12 indiana's last win in the series was '88 in bloomington, which followed the '87 win at the shoe ties: '59 & '90 other post-war wins, both at the shoe: '47 & '51 in the history of the series, indiana has won at home TWICE, only 2 of their 12 wins, 10 of their wins have been at the shoe +++ so to heso's point inre: no 2nd loss for massive sides, indiana's only hope is for pedder to lose today because history says indiana has an 8% chance of winning on the 23rd before any fuckery happens
  16. we specialize in fear, and loathing
  17. been thinking the exact same thing either the october coaster is delayed by global warming or has been rebuilt as a mass-driver for ballistic sub-orbital flight
  18. just replace the hanging gardens, thatched roofs and maglev trains with soviet architecture and dead grass, and you've got a winner
  19. twice gus has rambled some derpiness and klatt just stays silent while on the broadcast topic jesus christ can we be done with political commercials
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