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Hagbard Celine

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  1. it was absolutely evident and visible with the light of 1000 suns i was shocked sark gambled to avoid a qb controversy he can't do that this week
  2. one of our shadow surlers has a personal connection to sideshow so i don't write what i really feel about him i'm full mack scared to death he's going to cost us the miss before halftime 2 years ago would have meant a win over gump #19 is not hiding on the walk-on practice squad
  3. chatGPT algorhithm can not generate a logical moebius loop with the inputs available to aggy pat harmon may a real person, but it has given it's identity to several people connected to 247 it does not write these articles it is a collective group effort long-game troll with the purpose of competing against the ministry this will remain my position until 247 produces a video of pat that in real world speaking words that approximate it's online tracts
  4. florida is on the way up - they will be a solid bowl selection
  5. he's faster and more elusive than all of them collapse the pocket hold the edge release the hill
  6. even if none of that were true, we owe these sonsofbitches for all of the bullshit they've defecated on our state over the last 40 years, and especially the last 15 years everyone here will be just fine with 26-24 but as has been discussed, and may it come to pass, if aggy quits on elk, sark has been told no mercy, no calling off the dogs birthing a child, marrying your lifelove, 4th & 5, those are all up there 78-0 would join those moments and be written on tens of thousands of burnt orange epitaphs and obituaries "he climbed mount everest, walked on the moon, married a supermodel, sired 3 more and was also the father of 2 Longhorn quarterbacks who went on to win Superbowls for the Cowboys and Texans, but he wanted it written that his last uttered words were not Rosebud or 4th and 5... he wanted it said that his last words on this earth were "78-0" and died with a smile on his face
  7. somewhere deep in the aggy walk-on practice squad is a LOCKETT
  8. it's the loss of regional 10-team conferences there used to be a dozen 1-loss teams heading in to rivalry weekend and 4 or 5 undefeateds
  9. this would have been the first 10 callers on the post-game bitch fest no wonder they skipped it
  10. furthermore we are totally open and honest with ourselves about our strengths, our problems, our resume and our program we are the opposite we don't have a pat harmon writing fanfic power rankings to feed the worms eating aggy brains
  11. also wulaw is correcct this is about us, not them it's ours to win or lose
  12. can't believe i'm the first to state the obvious, game-winning score texas 26 aggy 24
  13. i hadn't though of hill as the spy but he absolutely would fuck with klein love it
  14. let's be real about a couple of things..... reed is dynamic he has all the throws (cough cough) he is fast and elusive mission #1 is stopping him from getting hot play dime with a spy and keep him in front of you bend but don't break - stop the crowdfrenzy chunk plays give them the chance to fuck up for the first 30 yards of every possession then lock down when they get to no-man's land at our 40 sark is not a fool he really gambled in the 3rd qtr yesterday leaving bad quinn out there but he won the game the same way as our walk-off win last year in tuscaloosa if bad quinn is flailing in the first half he will do the right thing and call arch - he has to if good quinn is picking them apart we should win - but the cigars won't tolerate an avoidable loss - not in this game our O-line won the game yesterday - they kept quinn's pocket clean so he could tread water then they dug a trench 80 yards long - would sark try the same recipe 2 weeks in a row at a jihad night game? sark will do the necessary thing to get this win
  15. okay i'm a dipshit and i can't edit the above domer 5/6/7/8 hosting rig winner ignore the rest
  16. there are 1000 scenarios right now that are rock/paper/scissors you cite the key question we will get answered tuesday night yormark is going to spontaneously combust if you are right acc winner hosting as 5/6/7//8 facing the rig winner slotted opposite 9/10/11/12 and having to travel to the acc winner would be comedy slot the g5 to visit south bend and you've eliminated 2 of the 4 ratings problems on the first weekend arrogant big evil eSiPn brand control motherfuckers!
  17. comedy value it was updated at 3am it still shows aggy with only 76% even if they win out, which is actually 100% they're in https://www.playoffstatus.com/ncaafootball/ncaafootballtournpartprob.html
  18. last night they depleted their life force in a futile attempt to eke out a result over 4-6 barn beating us is absolutely possible but after last night they will have to summon the ghosts of sul ross, e.king gill and the bonfire 12, and then deplete every last ounce of semen in their entire ecosystem, to get the result over us they will go to atlanta and uga will carve them alive, viking blood eagle
  19. the only way it doesn't happen is if: - a team with 2 losses has an opponent that forfeits one of those wins for some reason before the selection show in 2 weeks - aggy beats us 100-0 and the committee moves us out of the top 12 OR we beat aggy and then uga beats us 100-0 and the committee moves us out of the top 12 - comet - asteroid
  20. aggy receiving absolution from all of the chaos is a fair trade for the doublewin of losing and getting a bye week before a playoff game, home or away don't care we're awesome on the road then it goes neutral sites; win next week and get a shot at our own absolution against uga on their turf, win in atlanta, get a bye, lose slot 5/6/7/8 and host round 1 the only way we fall 9/10/11/12 is if aggy beats us and somehow beats uga then aggy will be the lowest-ranked p4 champion (3 losses) and both aggy and uga will slot 5/6/7/8 and we join tennessee 9/10/11/12
  21. goddamnit aggy are going to fucking win this
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