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he went to asu even a motherfucker as ugly as this bitch can get laid in phoenix he should not have a corncob up his ass where's pat's power rankings? that's what i'm waiting for today

koki riley is a fucking child he may be 24, probably 23 how the fuck does he have an AP vote?

nothing will touch october 2008 when in 4 consecutive weeks we played #1 (w), #11 (w), #7 (w) & #6 (gideon)

1. We paid for you to leave early with us 2. 2008 3. Barry Switzer 4. 2 & 3 5. The bottom 15 rows of section 15 at Fair Park; it's our state, not yours & a block of maroon behind our band is stupid and you should feel bad about this

David Jablowski puts ND at #2, damn, Ray Charles over watching games.

okay, how about this: 1: 2005 T2: 2008 & 2024 4: 2009 5: 2004

white male born uvalde longview '89 methodist irish RELATED TO CONFEDERATE BRIGADIER GENERAL DANDRIDGE MCCRAE not getting in to aggy in 1989 /sure jan also per his wiki, he originally wanted to go to smu but decided to not burn family money on private tuition their fanfic is spiraling out of control

no fcs opponents at all

it only looks weak because we are coming in with our best team in 15 years there will be at least 1 conference game (not 0u or uga) that is more than "in question" florida could show up with zero fucks to give and hold their own in a track meet at pig is not a walk no matter their form at aggy is not a walk no matter how deluded despite yesterday's loss uk has been decent the past few years let's not start sucking our own dicks just yet

that shiit last night from him is still pissing me off and i haven't even read all of it yet

Easy Parcells i am the parcells on this board this IS NOT a trap avatar checks out

you have a 995 topic: 21st century flat/trap losses in ann arbor*, athens, columbus, gainesville, south central LA, norman, red stick, south bend*, tuscaloosa, etc. what were the signs and portents * appstate 07 and niu 24 already top 5 if not 1-2 on this list

no wai too much real flair

i don't give neg rep, but if i did, this post would merit it 9 hours behind but i'm sure you have already received a proper hiding for this bullshit

i'm sure this in the gameweek thread somewhere but it popped up again just now, i hadn't seen it, and everyone needs to know that we have a new friend.... wolverineswire Rick Neuheisel predicts that Texas will blow out Michigan football Share this article 234 shares Isaiah Hole follow September 4, 2024 4:49 pm ET No one really knows how the Week 2 matchup between Michigan football and Texas will go, but one college football analyst is saying take the Longhorns — big. CBS Sports and SiriusXM Full Ride host Rick Neuheisel is reacting to what he saw in Week 1 with Michigan edging Fresno State, 30-10, but taking all game to do so and Texas destroying Colorado State, 52-0. It’s the biggest nonconference game in 30 years for the Wolverines and the first thing that Neuheisel is looking forward to is just witnessing the atmosphere in Ann Arbor. “The pomp and circumstance of this game is gonna be off the charts, Neuheisel said. “We’re going to have a complete party before the game because of the two brands doing battle. But what’s happened at Texas is what happened in Athens. Kirby Smart built Alabama in Athens. Steve Sarkisian is building Alabama in Austin.” That may be true that Sarkisian has learned from Nick Saban during his tenure as the Alabama offensive coordinator. But what Neuheisel might be missing is that Michigan is also built like Georgia — with strong line play on both sides and with the best tight end in college football. However, the offensive line for the Wolverines didn’t look particularly astounding in Week 1. Perhaps it’s because of that, or just the general sluggishness of Michigan in Week 1, but Neuheisel is predicting a blowout in Ann Arbor — and not by the hands of the defending national champion which hasn’t lost a home game since 2020 or a regular season game since 2021. “They’re not only gonna win, they’re gonna whip ’em,” Neuheisel said. “Texas is that much faster. They’ve shown they’re physical. They held Colorado State to less than 200 yards. It’s not going to be a close game.” Texas does have a lot of speed, but so does the Michigan defense. If styles make fights in football, this will certainly be an interesting clash on Saturday.

yes, but he is counterbalanced by joel klatt who should hate us but instead infuriates aggy with positive Texas words that today were damn-near fawning TEXAS IS A TEAM THAT IS GOING TO COMPETE FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR - joel klatt

off topic but this popped up and had to share: https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-score-board/ our secrant thread is at 622 replies / 32 pages, for context 10x all other gameday threads except pigs' which is 1625/89 https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-score-board/texas-31--michigan-12-final---fox/114837928/ aggy secrant thread: 32 replies, 2 pages https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-score-board/mcneese-state-10--texas-aandm-52-final---secn/114840379/ advantage: TEXAS

detroit news Wolverines no match for Longhorns in top-10 clash Portrait of Angelique S. Chengelis Angelique S. Chengelis The Detroit News The Wolverines, the defending national champions, said they were looking forward to the matchup against third-ranked Texas, a national semifinalist last year. They said this would be a statement game and prove the doubters wrong. Well, it was a statement game — for Texas. The Longhorns, a touchdown-favorite entering the game against No. 10 Michigan, overwhelmed the Wolverines, 31-12, on Saturday in a much-ballyhooed matchup at Michigan Stadium with all of the major college football television shows in town. Texas and its high-potent offense dismantled and wore down Michigan’s strength, its defense, while the Wolverines’ offense looked anemic and undermined by three turnovers. Kicker Dominic Zvada was the lone highlight for the Wolverines after contributing two field goals from 37 and 52 yards until the final two minutes of the game. With the game out of reach, Michigan drove 78 yards on eight plays and culminated with a 31-yard touchdown pass from Davis Warren to Semaj Morgan. The two-point conversion failed. The Wolverines (1-1), underdogs at home for the first time since facing Ohio State in 2021, saw their 23-game home winning streak snapped. They had won 29 straight regular-season games. Michigan, which trailed 24-3 at halftime, added a field goal from Zvada in the third quarter but Texas (2-0) responded with a six-play touchdown drive and a third touchdown pass from Quinn Ewers. Ewers, who was 24 of 36 passing for 246 yards and three touchdowns, connected with Jaydon Blue for a 7-yard score and the 31-6 lead late in the third quarter. Warren, in his second collegiate start for Michigan, was 22 of 33 passing for 204 yards, a touchdown and two interceptions, one which was tipped by receiver Tyler Morris and the other on what appeared to be a miscommunication with tight end Colston Loveland. Texas scored a field goal and touchdown, respectively, off those turnovers. Loveland finished with eight catches for 70 yards, while Michigan had 80 rushing yards on 23 carries. Donovan Edwards led with eight carries for 41 yards. The Longhorns finished with 389 total yards of offense. Tight end Gunnar Helm had seven catches for 98 yards and a touchdown. Texas was an impressive 10 of 16 on third down and did not have a turnover. Texas led 24-3 at halftime. The Longhorns took advantage of uneven play-calling and two Michigan turnovers, one that came with just less than a minute left, and rode their pass game to great success. Texas, which had possession eight minutes longer and fatigued the Wolverines’ defense, outgained Michigan 279-88 and had 203 passing yards in the first half. Their experienced offensive line pushed around Michigan’s defensive line and the Longhorns were 8-for-10 on third down while Michigan was 1-for-5. The Longhorns were able to expand their lead with 10 seconds left in the first half after an uncharacteristic mistake by Loveland, who caught a pass from Warren but fumbled with 59 seconds left, giving Texas the ball at the Michigan 42-yard line. Texas scored on a 5-yard pass from Ewers to Matthew Golden. Texas took a 17-3 lead after the Wolverines’ first turnover of the game when Warren, on a third-and-short, saw his pass attempt tipped by Morris into the hands of Andrew Mukoba at the Michigan 37-yard line. The Longhorns looked ready to add another touchdown, but Ewers, under pressure from Derrick Moore, threw incomplete on third down. Bert Auburn made his second field goal of the half, this time from 26 yards. Early in the second quarter, Texas used a 12-play drive that covered 76 yards and Jerrick Gibson scored on a 7-yard run for a 14-3 lead. The Wolverines, who opened the game with a false start en route to a three-and-out, responded to the Longhorns’ first score with a strong drive that included some trickery. After Edwards ran 5 yards for a first down, Davis, on a flea flicker from Edwards, connected for a 22-yard gain to C.J. Charleston, a grad transfer from Youngstown State, to the Texas 41-yard line. On thrid-and-3, Alex Orji came in at quarterback and after a Texas timeout, he was stuffed for no gain. Zvada made a 37-yard field goal to pull Michigan within 7-3. After faltering on their opening drive, the Longhorns took a 7-0 lead starting from their 44-yard line after a 28-yard punt from Tommy Doman. The went 56 yards on six plays and scored on a 21-yard pass from Ewers to Helm. At that point, Texas had 127 yards, including 103 passing. The Longhorns took the ball on the opening toss and gained 71 yards — they ran 12 plays and 10 were passes — but three penalties stymied them drive. They were 3-for-3 on third down and on a fourth third-down attempt, appeared to have scored on a 24-yard pass from Ewers to DeAndre Moore Jr. But Cameron Williams, who had two false start penalties, was called for holding to negate the touchdown. Two plays later, Texas missed on a 43-yard field goal when Auburn’s kick went wide right.

free press Michigan football humbled by Texas in 31-12 smackdown Portrait of Rainer Sabin Rainer Sabin Detroit Free Press Michigan football no longer owns the nation's longest winning streak. And it wasn't a pretty sight for the raucous maize and blue faithful at Michigan Stadium vs. the No. 3 Texas Longhorns. The No. 9 Wolverines saw their 16-game overall win streak and 23-game home win streak torn to shreds Saturday against Texas in a 31-12 Longhorns shellacking in Ann Arbor. Michigan (1-1) last lost to TCU in the Fiesta Bowl in the College Football Playoff national semifinal Dec. 31, 2022. It won the national championship this past January. Michigan's vaunted defense had no answers for Texas (2-0) quarterback Quinn Ewers, who left Ohio State after his freshman season in 2021, and head coach Steve Sarkisian's scheme. Ewers skewered the Wolverines for 246 passing yards and three touchdowns. And the Wolverines offense was no match in trying to keep pace. They produced just one touchdown, coming on a Semaj Morgan 31-yard catch with under two minutes remaining. Senior quarterback Davis Warren, making his second start, threw two interceptions. No one else attempted a pass; backup QB Alex Orji ran twice for minus-1 yards. ++++ and that's it - that's all they have to say for a recap

maize & blue review, 233pm Brock Heilig • Maize&BlueReview Staff Writer @brockheilig Michigan suffered its first loss in 616 days on Saturday with its 31-12 loss to Texas at home. The 10th-ranked Wolverines looked inferior in just about every way, and it resulted in the program's worst loss since the 34-11 blowout loss to Georgia in the 2021 College Football Playoff semifinal. Here are three takeaways from the humbling game. Michigan outmatched everywhere Advertisement There are plenty of stats to point to that would support the claim that Texas thoroughly dominated Michigan, but doing so one-by-one would take all day. At first, it was on third down. Then, it was on the ground. After that, it was in turnover margin. Nothing went right for Michigan on Saturday, which was evident when typically sure-handed Colston Loveland fumbled, giving Texas the ball in plus territory. Things continued to break down in the second half when Michigan suffered a 55-yard play on an end around and proceeded to leave Texas running back Jaydon Blue uncovered out of the backfield for a 7-yard touchdown. Michigan's star defensive players were silenced on Saturday. NFL prospects Mason Graham and Kenneth Grant were contained for the most part, and Texas' blueprint heading into the contest worked perfectly. 3rd down successes... and failures It was evident from the first drive of the game. Texas converted on three 3rd downs, and although it didn't result in points for the Longhorns on that particular drive, there was clearly an early area of concern for the Wolverines. And it was not contained to just the first series. Texas was 8-10 on 3rd down in the first half (10-16 overall), and it nearly doubled Michigan in time of possession after 30 minutes. Quinn Ewers and the Texas offense were carving up Michigan's so-called elite defense, to the tune of 24 first-half points. Meanwhile, Michigan was just 1-5 on 3rd down in the first half (3-12 overall), and the exact opposite was true for the Wolverines. Davis Warren looked subpar at best and struggled to operate the offense. The offense was known to be a work in progress, but Michigan fans should certainly have long-term concern about Wink Martindale and the defense's performance on Saturday. With USC and Oregon still to come to Ann Arbor, and of course the annual rivalry contest against Ohio State, Michigan will need to figure out its defense sooner rather than later. A big reality check needs to lower expectations for Team 145 Many fans expected Michigan to take a step back in 2024 following the national championship, but it appears the Wolverines will suffer more of a ginormous leap backward. Sure, Texas is the No. 3 team in the country and looked every bit the part of it on Saturday, but Michigan didn't even look competitive. The loss exposed major issues with the 2024 Wolverines, and expectations for the season need to be lowered greatly. Michigan's supposed top-notch defense was no where near as dominant as it has been in recent seasons. Perhaps it's a factor of the offense's ineptitude now allowing for the defense to catch its breath, but it's a team sport for a reason. At this point in time, Michigan can kiss hopes of a fourth straight Big Ten title goodbye, and a fourth consecutive College Football Playoff appearance seems out of reach, too. Michigan will play enough poor Big Ten teams to secure bowl eligibility, but anything beyond that seems to be a pipe dream for Michigan fans.

the active b-52 fleet was built in 61 and 62, but the canberras date to 59 and 60, so they are the currently oldest active usaf articles in use that we know of

if there is even a 1% chance of that happening, Holloman was a questionable choice for the landing zone australia is 95% empty space and although there would be lots of griping by their citizens (see: Skylab) it would be a safer option @RamjetFDO do you have the parms for the de-orbit trajectory? are any US or Mexican metros in the de-orbit flight path?

there's a 4k cleanup of those scenes.... 445p this afternoon coverage of the undocking also on nasa's stream: https://plus.nasa.gov/scheduled-video/nasas-boeing-crew-flight-test-undocking/ landing scheduled for 11:05pm at the Northrup Strip which is now completely covered by the White Sands

500M in facilities?