Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Hagbard Celine
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NFL Week 1 - The march to Santa Clara
i hope sark is watching
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2025 game week 3: UTEP @ Texas
.... and i doubt we will be able to do it this week to make the standard more achievable let's take defensive flags out of the requirement - committing fouls on defense are sometimes necessary and often accidental there is no excuse for false starts in year 5, home or away also zero penalties on special teams - if we are going for the block DO NOT FUCKING DRAW A FLAG - why just not even risk it and concentrate on getting some return action
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2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
dude that's a damn fine looking smoke ring on an expensive cut
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2024 Texas GameDay Stadium Experience Thread
we got a b1 for a california state school? they only have so many hours remaining before they are retired for the raider
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
there's help for peyronies, you know
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
and camp manning aren't going to shut him down against a directional the moment he has the slighest twitch in his shoulder right
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2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
pics of brisket?
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2025 game week 3: UTEP @ Texas
i'm on team no-young-guys-until-the-1s-get-it-right: not 1, not 2 but THREE long drives for 6 (long doesn't have to be 80, but it does need to be 7-8 plays minimum including at least 1 redzone down) NO DROPS AT ALL 6+ ypc across the 3 drives wide open 5 yards away? delivery with appropriate velocity - 4 of 5 in this category across 3 drives wide open in a coverage hole? delivery with the appropriate touch/float - ditto wide open crossing? delivery in stride leading the receiver - ditto NO OFF TACKLE JUMBO AT ALL once all of that is accomplished in each of the next 2 games, then bring on the yutes
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
oii https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46198733/arch-manning-health-speculation-dismissed-steve-sarkisian
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2025 game week 3: UTEP @ Texas
fify
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
@Beau Vine is a co-conspirator in the harmon fabrication
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
the aggy herd goes 2 ways: they generate guaranteed clicks and views or they bitch in unison en masse in numbers unheard of for any other fanbase i recall 10 or 15 years ago there was a tv broadcast controversy where aggy were slighted by a prior game running over and dallas and houston stations did not cut over to aggy and it resulted in 350000 yes let me spell that out - three hundred and fifty thousand - complaints the media has learned: pretend aggy are normal and feed their delusion of relevance and avoid advertiser angry letters about bad pub generated by telling aggy truth regarding traditions..... for their first 12 years in the sec, before aggy home games, the ministry talking points on dogs, milkmen and the e.king gill fabricated fantasy, which were handed over in broadcast team production meetings the day before the broadcast, were mindlessly parroted by the announcers, and aggy were happy when we joined last year, the mindless parroting stopped
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Florida Gators
he has to win 1 of their next 2 at redstick or at miami he's gone if they don't, with a bye week to re-calibrate before we come to town we could very well be facing an interim coach in his 1st game and a wounded animal foaming at the mouth in a road league night game
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2025 game week 3: UTEP @ Texas
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Tell me about Iowa State
congratulations to @Al_4_ISU on an assico win clones should be the rig favorites now the fighting danny whites (az state) looked bad in starkville those with playoff aspirations must not lose to klan aggy is a secret committee variable your schedule looks entirely manageable with off weeks either side of your make-or-break stretch you have the brethren and asu at home before what looks to be the trickiest game in fort worth
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Ant man!
was ant wearing the comms helmet last year? i read he wore it in columbus did he wear it again yesterday? i was wishcasting a huge role for him last week which of course did not happen need to rewatch yesterday's game looking for him specifically
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
does oSu have a new pickens to get involved? tceh has proven they can stay afloat because they have $avior$ pokes are at a fork in the road with a possible destiny of new mexico state
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san jose state RADAR UPDATE
1245 frame round rock cell dissolved when it hit 45 marble falls cell falling apart escapees merged just north of travis then dissolved 281/290 stuff moving south no more updates unless something looks threatennig
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SJSU Game Thread
aggy had 3rd & 7 at mormonaggy 13, reed sacked, aggy kicks, 10-6
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san jose state RADAR UPDATE
1215 frame - force field working lakeway cell dissolved roundrock cell recoiling in fear of 45 marble falls cell shrinking intruder alert - marble falls cell escapees forming west of 183 johnson city cell growing, drifting south, remains west of 281 and south of 290 1215 situation nominal
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SJSU Game Thread
white power?
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SJSU Game Thread
MOAR REDZONE REPS! BONUS!
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SJSU Game Thread
GOAL LINE JUMBO REPS NO TUNNELING AT ALL
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san jose state RADAR UPDATE
i requested natewho's stupid post to be deleted this is a public safety thread - PLEASE NO BULLSHIT 11:55 frame lakeway cell almost dissolved roundrock cell growing, tracking east to stay north of 45 marble falls cell growing, tracking east to stay north of 45 johnson city cell growing, drifting south NOON SITUATION NOMINAL
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Parker Livingstone
parker livingstone, i presume