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Hagbard Celine

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  1. the brethren can and would match instantly
  2. what's happened to you? saucy nicole has gone sensei you've never been this vocal or erudite in the football forum anyway to your point..... i love the idea of sark bolting to provo it's clean for everyone i don't want him to leave i also don't want him on the sidelines
  3. the national media can't digest flood fucking up and 36 hurries - it doesn't make easily digestible clickbait for stupid people
  4. until bobby is wrong, he's still right..... /parcells that said what he did not include in his formula to arrive at his conclusion was the smoking crater from a tactical field nuke that is our O-line.... #teamasswater, we all share the collective rage mine is not an overreaction from the florida result nor is it the letdown from the bill of goods we were sold, it's how that bill of goods was drafted.... i have to tell a story that explains it..... @RamjetFDO will get this, maybe others will.... i'll try to be brief in '75 the last mission with apollo hardware pioneered the docking of US & Soviet hardware: see that black thing in the middle? it was a one-off built and used 1 time, and it was called the APAS which stands for the.... and the surl will love this which is why i'm telling this story.... it was called the: Androgynous Peripheral Attachment System (APAS) it pioneered the technology that allowed both soviet/russian and us hardware (i.e. soyuz capsules, shuttles, progress resupply modules etc.) to all attach to the same docking ports on mir and the iss this was not straightforward: - both programs use a 'probe & drogue' male/female docking configuration - the APAS is 'female' on both ends - the atmosphere in the soviet program was a sea level pressure mix of nitrogen and oxygen - we use lower pressure pure oxygen the APAS had to solve all of that, and it did the 2025 Texas Longhorn Football Team is an APAS that got to orbit where we discovered that the soyuz docking ring is the 2025 texas offensive line: it was built with imperial, not metric dimensions docking fail de-orbit without passing go or collecting $200 someone fucked up - it's a great googly moogly this is what i'm most pissed about
  5. from the circle to 6 is the very last segment between round rock and i-20 (on 35E) 35E from 20 to US67 has to be rebuilt i've never seen any plans to to do 35W from the split to burleson but it's still the original 2 lanes and will have to be done someday
  6. i regularly defeat google turn-by-turn; i don't know about apple, never used it
  7. closures to 1 lane each direction are sporadic, sort-of-scheduled, and determined by txdot, which is infested with aggy, and therefore, even if no construction is going on, you need to pay attention to the shortcuts to 77 and the circle i would be happy to post detailed, visual instructions with fail-safe clog countermeasures, but every time i try to help the community with command and control decision data i catch shit for doing so
  8. have you watched the asswater video yet? instant colon cleanse - you will feel right as rain i can now speedread all 995 for any mention of crucifixion for flood or rumors of chewings-out by cigars of cdc and cdc of sark and sark of flood that's the only shit i care to read about until friday
  9. the CWX airfield has a 6000' runway and is 52 miles from the peyote way church of god west of fort grant in deep central arizona the entire team and staff need to go on a spirit walk
  10. stop making factual analyses stop caveating anything stop posting anything where there is an *IF* qualifier that you didn't post with your prediction/analysis we can't read your mind and know what you intended to mean and if we could that would be bad STOP THINKING ANYTHING about ANYTHING in the future
  11. DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP you are the anti-matter super-massive black hole at the center of the sports galaxy i don't hate you, and you are not an asshole, but you are a judas! STOP PROGNOSTICATING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!!!!!
  12. #TEAMASSWATER i feel better after watching that it was a catharsis for those unfamiliar with the word...... "Catharsis is from the Ancient Greek word κάθαρσις, katharsis, meaning 'purification' or 'cleansing', commonly used to refer to the purification and purgation of thoughts and emotions by way of expressing them. The desired result is an emotional state of renewal and restoration."
  13. which reminds me...... i ran across this last night.... everyone knows gardere beat 0u 4 in a row did you know he shares the career picks record of 45 with colt?
  14. screens, hot routes, quick reads, max protection, pitch outs, you know, anything we haven't done yet, might keep the O on the field long enough to give the D a chance to win the game for us stonie clark holla
  15. it doesn't matter who is toting the rock earl or ricky or cedric or jamaal coudln't do shit with this line
  16. @immamac the last 2-3 pages of the OL-talk thread, this thread, and the who is the next OC thread, are the same discussion, requesting you please merge all of it in to one thread whichever one makes most sense
  17. in the above spoiled content the following names are mentioned: Matt Mattox Greg Studrawa
  18. would prefer to post this in the open but out of respect to the caveman spoiling the same thread from another board which is a nice summary
  19. it's 2pm has he been fired yet? the rumors should be floating around already memo to cdc: you better do something fast 6 days and 30 minutes kickoff in fair park
  20. there was a moment before the 2-minute warning in the first half where it was instantly clear the situation called for using a timeout and he was busy calling a play, talkiing about a play being called, whatever, he was completely oblivious to the game situation oblivious disagree on this - a lot of difficult catches were made yesterday by the entire crew and i counted 2 egregious misses by arch - one for the 4q pick and the other overthrown wingo non-td - otherwise under extreme duress with no protection he was moving the ball and the receivers were part of that since UT owns UiL can we just go get a 6A-D1 school's line and run them out? at least they might keep arch alive the rb room is also not the problem - we have no idea what we have there when sark calls off-tackle on 1st down behind paper maiche blocking
  21. this post from hammer quotes scipio from 3 weeks ago nailing the catastrophe and should be required reading for the jihad and drafting of the fatwa targeting flood camp manning should call sark and tell him they will shut down arch and portal him if flood is still employed in 24 hours his entire career is in serious jeopardy
  22. he is 70 and retired for 7 years vs. a traffic cone masquerading as an oline coach i'll take it and wouldn't it be a funny twist in the tale on T+1 if it made a difference
  23. did we leave him on the tarmac in gainesville?
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