Everything posted by Hagbard Celine
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
aggy has their wiki locked down - no one can edit other than them but their blathering about "didn't start equally" has been revelatory because they have finally pinned themselves down on "the before" and "the after" inre: 'level playing field' the wiki says: "Most of the series' lopsided victories occurred prior to A&M's transition from an all-male and all-white military school, and the rivalry has been fairly even since." since when? what date are they using to demarcate "the before" to "the after" what is now known as "the fairly even era"? they've never been a military school they've done cosplay military their entire existence they went coed in 1963 they integrated in 1963 so the "fairly even era" must begin in 1963 #of wins starting in '63: Texas 31 aggy 20 i guess 61% is fairly even to them today, at 78-37-5 all-time we are at 67% so after we win the next 8 in a row, to get to 39 and 20, we will be at a nice round 66% make it so
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strong cocks are in our interest
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pom should be compensated - they are part of the football product - and we have the talent on campus to massively upgrade - but the pc warriors would not be down
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we can rebuild him we have the technology
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at the risk of another ad hominem carton attack.. we should have a mandatory martial arts hour every week in the spring and summer st & pre-snap flags are 100% mental discipline, and holds can be reduced dramatically it should be no surprise that army were #2 in fewest penalty yards this season ahead of them with only 27 fricking yellow yards per game is indiana after the OL miraculous recovery in the last 48 hours, the next biggest problem is the flags
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sigh. everyone knows that it's not a rule you can't come back per the 300 tweets about players returning to all programs. i said SARK'S RULE and am more than happy that there is flexibility in this matter
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i thought the sark policy was no returns?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
it was the instant prediction of the aggypedia hive mind: the moment they lost, if miami somehow advanced, it would become aggy stolen valor chapter 5323, but no one gave miami a chance against tosu so aggy 2025 instantly dropped off the radar olin's invented 'podcasters' giving negative fucks is a necessary straw-enemy needed to pivot the story back to the eternal conspiracy of keeping the sleeping giant down as roma said, "truer words...." for both olin and roma martha's vineyard, 1987, no autotune at all
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this is our concern, dude
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thank you 2147! that is fantastic "news"
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nahlin: "C/OG — Jackson Christian (RS-FR) — Potential starter in 2027. Could factor at OG this season." Where is the "C" coming from? +++ https://texaslonghorns.com/sports/football/roster/jackson-christian/14464 no data at all +++ https://247sports.com/player/jackson-christian-46133748/ H.S. Scouting Report Evaluated 05/13/2024 Gabe Brooks 247Sports Scouting Analyst Big-bodied, physical O-line prospect with tackle experience who might be able to provide roster flexibility at the P4 level. Projects to guard in the long run, but does possess requisite arm length to play outside if needed. Thrives as a drive-blocking presence in the run game who locks on and tries to finish reps. Hand placement is generally a plus. Keeps paws inside the frame to aid steering strength. Displays adequate functional athleticism to get to targets on schedule as a puller and climber. Owns multi-sport reps in shot put and discus. More advanced as a run blocker than in pass pro at this point of development. Still working on balance and body control, especially when engaged. Gets upright at times and can flash more punch consistency. Projects to the P4 level as a potential multi-year starter who could develop into a pro prospect down the road. +++ https://www.burntorangenation.com/2024/12/4/24312753/jackson-christian-signs-texas-longhorns-recruiting-2025-early-signing-day Rising OL Jackson Christian inks with Texas Gerald Goodridge Dec 4, 2024, 8:01 AM CST The Texas Longhorns added another #BigHuman with the signature of offensive lineman Jackson Christian on Wednesday. Texas was the first P4 school to offer Christian, with Kyle Flood extending an offer during a summer camp following his sophomore year. He took an unofficial visit for Texas’s big win over Kansas in September of 2023, made a return trip for Junior Day in January, then committed in May over Texas A&M. He came to campus one final time for the big June 21 recruiting weekend as one of several committed players. A two-sport athlete for PNG, throwing the shot put and discus, in addition to his time as a Unanimous All-District selection in 2023. Ranked the No. 584 player in the class overall and the No. 41 interior offensive lineman in the country, he adds another versatile, high-upside piece to Kyle Flood’s offensive line group. Coming in at 6’5, 309 pounds, he is actually the lightest player in the offensive line group behind his three classmates. His frame provides positional versatility, projecting inside to guard, but with arm length for potentially playing on the outside if his development trends in that direction. +++ i know we have PNG people on this board did this kid play any center at PNG? did he snap shotgun, field goals and punts? how is his passpro? +++ someone ask nahlin: where is he getting the "C" from with this guy?
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i'm mad as hell and i'm not going to take it anymore
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nahlin's information organization 'technique' is fearless on every front
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this bavarian fire drill for trench competence is insane excellence and transcendence are not even in the conversation we were told we had a #1 roster no one mentioned an o-line of ASSWATER now, simply to make the water drinkable, we need a comprehensive multi-year recruiting and retention plan for offensive linemen 3-year nil contracts, scholarships for 9 academic semester, use 'em when you want as long a you don't portal negotiated 1-year extensions based on market every year, program entry slots for 1 center, 2 for guards, 2 for tackles portaling requires 100% buyout of all NiL monies paid less incentives for academic performance this idea it's dead cap money makes no sense to me the south bend game 10 years ago was the low point of the trajectory mack started we had it fixed with guys sark didn't bring in and here we are again, 1 or 2 injuries away from ASSWATER
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5 september 2015 strong's 2nd season OC and Oline coach: joe wickline combined number of starts on the OL: 39 total offense: 103 yards passing, 60 yards rushing final score: 38-3 +++ what is the total number of combined starts that we could run out right now if the spring game was tomorrow? would it be more than 39? a weaponized arch isn't going to do fuckall if he's not alive cdc should be waterboarding everyone for this fuckup every morning the beatings should continue until morale improves
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the IT chart looks juicy sweet compared to this which lays out bare bones the situation 995er quote from brooks' camp about why?
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you are looking live at the iOL room inside bellmont
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iOL obfuscation
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stupidquestion shields up why not just add 20 permanent scholarships for pom and cheer? https://texasexes.academicworks.com/opportunities/12978
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the only time i've ever seen someone blow through triple-teams
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craftsmanship
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gilbert pulled by mack as the dkr house was getting ugly
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have you watched indiana play? are you aware that behind our senior starting center we have the following currently on campus?: seniors: 0 juniors: 0 sophmores: 0 freshmen: 0 ee/shirting: 1
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we can schedule north texas or nevada or new mexico or wyoming instead of keeping the money in the family we can also help fund their nil in exchange for 'partnering' (whatever that means)
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i had nausea for 2 months and i was not the only one what should have been a walk at the shoe turned in to a death march to the swamp 36 of 44 snaps were flags or pressures on arch at the swamp 36 of 44 we barely escaped the 2 worst teams in the sec and were slaughtered again by georgia we didn't suck but we tried real hard to suck yes 0u aggy michigan all great wins COMPETENT O-LINE RECRUITING 3 and 4 years ago would have prevented asswater PK paid the price for this and i will not go quietly in to the night until the situation is repaired