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Hagbard Celine

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  1. jasmine is a different opponent
  2. he will desperately try to avoid a debate with jasmine crockett - we'll see what happens
  3. "But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to remain in the marriage." why is she concerned about being loving to ken when she is divorcing him? this timeline
  4. i won't even begin to describe the internet wormhole i just went down chasing the answer to this gif
  5. so incredibly easy and so potent zero zero zero
  6. abc national tone was nominal - did not pivot to kumbayah
  7. the floodplain redactions news took about 8 hours today to work it's magic wfaa abc dallas just reported the redactions and sandcrabbed over to a funeral procession with at least 2000 cells recording the parade / circus / procession then moved right in to "woe is kerrsville", "hunt proud", i heart hill country tshirts, THEN cry cry cry they put the kerrville mayor on for 10 seconds from a presser, he says 2 words, his eyes water, then over to the trumpanzee and wheels presser, questioners are evil losers then a montage of dead baby girl pics - look at all these flowers!
  8. the only possible explanation for not releasing a fake list is that the original is out there in the wild - it's like mitch in the firm - the owner(s) of the original copy(ies) is/are like a ship(s) carrying a cargo that will never reach any port - as long as mitch is alive, that ship will always be at sea
  9. aberdeenshire & argyle holla
  10. raises hand question for surl lawyers can the mystic parents form a class and sue as a class for defamation?
  11. i don't know them, never knew them, never heard of them, so this is my outsider take - it seems to me the eastlands got lazy OR they were possibly infected by the hillmaga virus which seems to be nearly ubiquitous in kerr county - as i wrote above in my sendup on the aggy bonfire report - guadalupe flooding is a kerr county institution and the ruling cabal does not edit the "we've always done it this way" doctrine unless forced to do so.... i.e. with the blood of hundreds on their hands the escapegoat for kerrmaga could very well be evil dem feds exempting the bubble inn from the floodplain - who contested for mystic? eastlands or a firm on their behalf? they're gone so i can see kerrmaga hanging this around their necks
  12. somewhere in the content maelstrom from the past week was a comment from a woman in her 40s who was a 4-year mystic alum from the early 80s she said something to the effect of "she remembered the long-time mystic maintenance man, __________, (she remembered his name) who would take a chair down to the floodplain and watch the river every time it rained at night" i continue to maintain that this was not a "100-year" event, that it happens every 10-15 years, and the institutional memory of the locals which knew this, died off before the turn of the century
  13. hundreds dead due to maga inbred-braindead racism doesn't move the needle TWENTY FIVE baby girls dead in that atrocity doesn't move the needle but UNDERAGE SEX sends these people in to a galactic cornholio conniption fit it's fantastic
  14. pam bondi turns SIXTY in five days six - zero i did not do an exhaustive search but the pics of her out there on the web would seem to indicate she hasn't aged in 20 years so, she's a lizard unlike gnome who was melted and rebuilt in the alien plastic surgeon saucer mothership
  15. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Andreessen
  16. #1862 Posted 1 hour ago 14 hours ago, speed817 said: Expand Hold the phone, y’all: A federal judge on Friday found that the Department of Homeland Security has been making stops and arrests in Los Angeles immigration raids without probable cause and ordered the department to stop detaining individuals based solely on race, spoken language or occupation. US District Judge Maame Ewusi-Mensah Frimpong, an appointee of former President Joe Biden, ordered that DHS must develop guidance for officers to determine “reasonable suspicion” outside of the apparent race or ethnicity of a person, the language they speak or their accent, “presence at a particular location” such as a bus stop or their occupation. Friday’s ruling comes after the ACLU of Southern California brought a case against the Trump administration last week on behalf of five people and immigration advocacy groups, alleging that DHS — which oversees Immigration and Customs Enforcement — has made unconstitutional arrests. Frimpong said in his order that the administration “failed” to provide information about the basis on which they made the arrests. “The Court therefore concludes that the Stop/Arrest Plaintiffs have sufficiently shown at this stage a likelihood of success on the question of whether the stops and arrests at issue have been based solely upon the enumerated factors,” Frimpong wrote. Frimpong also ordered DHS to maintain and provide documentation of arrests to plaintiffs’ counsel. CNN has reached out to DHS for comment.
  17. they already worship satan
  18. is there a scenario where goebbels and gnome are somehow attached to any of this and they go down too?
  19. i have been slow to come around to this idea, but it does explain why they run away and flee when confronted rather than counter-attack real ice look like real ice and stand their ground - real ice would have stopped those vehicles and violently detained the brick throwers the death of a j6 henchman and the recovery of his remains by anyone other than ice or the regime would result in the name of the dead henchmen being made public, and thus the use of j6 'best people' for the kidnappings cnn is playing along with "unbadged henchmen = ice" but it will not be possible to continue the charade if one of them goes down
  20. i just hope the mystic dads have had a call and reached agreement on coordinated action after the mourning is over that presser was the most disgusting, vile thing i've seen in this state in my life
  21. psa: the reddit video was taken at this location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/qY8y72cXMfbmbUHu5 the timelapse video was taken here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/jT183eKSBydAGbWi6 it's the llano river crossing of RM3404 in kingsland 70ish miles northeast of the guadalupe
  22. one of the cbs articles i posted this morning says the mystic survivors have told their parents the bubble inn flooding started between 2am and 3am the mystic girls that perished were dead by 3am the timeline reconstruction is pointless and damning what happened in kerr county or kerrville city government before 3am? nothing
  23. the minutes for the december 2016 meeting where they discuss the $1m funds already approved by obama - that's the tell any journalist doing a deep dive has to start there, chase down everyone who was in the room and ask the same question: you had a million dollars approved for sirens - who owned the paperwork to get that money - is there a written record of the decision not to take the money before the 20jan17 deadline - if there is no written record of this decision - do you know who took the decision, when and why? offer to take the responses off the record - eventually guilt or the fear of being hung out to dry will cause someone to crack and spill the tea
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