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    that didn't work right.... credit goes to @Hank_Hill "They're terrified"
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    if we really cared we would force the issue in the lege, convene a constitutional convention to separate from them, and surgically detach them from the PUF, UTIMCO and elilminate their 1/3rd AUF payment THEN they could rightly accuse us of plotting against them when they left and threw shit at us on the way out the door we didn't say a fucking word, but the football gods made sure that derp and tucker had the opportunity to speak for us all
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    I relish the total lack of self-awareness from the school whose campus resembles a soviet siberian petrocity, and can't recognize their own unique blend of communism and fascism
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    a 9-game conference schedule eliminates that tradition fcs games will still happen but they will have to be played early, or there is no room for a regular season bye
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    WHEN we beat them early, they have to shut up for the rest of the season they can't pivot to "ran out of time" "fixed" "evil sips" or whatever 5 minutes after the final whistle they have to play out the season and there is no 'next year' while they are still in that seaason the flip side, they win 1 of 4, and in those seasons, they will be drinking from the jizzjar nonstop and inevitably not make the win stand up through the rest of the killer sec schedule and this puts in play the worst-case scenario, beating us early AND THEN having to do it again in an atlanta rematch make it the sec opener for both and get it out of the way
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    we would be here til 4am just to document much less dissect each of the reality breaks in today's caps
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    "we recognize reality, so we are going to put out a press release to claim reality was our idea, which somehow makes the sips look bad, because, reasons" translation: the nfl has 3 games on bird day, the egg bowl offers a college night game that day, and since no one is even talking about the idea of playing the game on bird day, we'll say we're against it, so when it doesn't happen, we can claim we caused it to not be so, and create an entry on our wall of moral victories and build a kiosk in our empty blimp hangar of shame my name is olin buchanan, my head is twice as large as the average human, and i am the physical prototype of the aggy retard
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    i too paused at that one.... we were just along for the ride....
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    to be fair, the talkiebird wrote that deal, as scripted by dull (sharpe)
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    if del conte can generate that much vitriol by just walking in to a room in may, they are going full cornholio by july 4th they just got validation of their authoritai with game day for a domer night game which of course absolutely positively is all about the sleeping giant awakening against domer they should be filling jars for a month with this news that's only a week old instead we get sark and his aura i have always felt like the church song aura is an accidental allegory of dealing with aggy preist = aura spoilered lyrics and video for the bitchassed
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    walk-ups are usually for outside tables but occaisionally can score an inside table spoosner and jerry callo, second tuesday, 11th if both of you want it, flip a coin and tell me who won it's a rez for 4 so it's possible the inventory engine might break it up in to two 2-tops
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    saturday 1225 eastern https://www.space.com/boeing-starliner-go-june-1-astronaut-launch
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    it's on a tuesday in june at 6pm i had to book it 2 months out if someone wants it i will coordinate with you so you can be ready to pounce the moment the inventory shows on opentable they claim that as soon as a reservation is cancelled the inventory is immediately available lmk
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    that's a level of cognitive dissonance they can't process attacking us, someone else, any scapegoat, including goats, sheep, dogs, whoever, whatever it is, they nod their heads at each other finding fault with themselves as a reason for other's success is unpossible in their universe
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    keep driving the lane
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    with 12 this year and 14 next year it's likely to happen every year: someone will get in and aggy will attack and villify that school because reasons at least it will give them something to pivot around between signing days that wont' involve us
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    judy garland was 16 at the start of filming oz so i can't say what i'd like to say about those pigtails and that blueprint-blue plaid skirt
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    landing 5* receivers has absolutely nothing to do with a program having just sent receivers to the league in high rounds, a program about to send a qb in round 1, that also has a manning following. no, it has nothing to do with the program and ONLY MUST BE bags
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    canadian press covering canadian nhl is always full aggy herb brooks holla: "PLAY YOUR GAME, PLAY YOUR GAME"
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    yeah, i was mystified by that one, but i was doing shit around the house and figured i just missed it
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    which game 1? vegas raped us at home, which included a game 1, and a game 2, is that the game 1, the first game of the playoffs, you're talking about?
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    when you walk in the office tomorrow you should beat his ass on principle, then tell him you were cashing in the ass-beating rain-check from when he wore the shirt
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    @immamac @hayden_horn @blacklab this should be merged my take: #teamplonsky are going to HOWL like skinned hyenas when their title9 gets castrated (literally)

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