Hagbard Celine

dump change turtle

it's starting to get the eatme logo correct aggy suing zuck is going to cause a rip in spacetime

missing 10 shots in to an open net by choosing to try to pass the puck past thompson's pads is like bad acid

we're not going to be on the list of ultimate fail with a #1 seed 0-4 sweep that's the best we can say right now we were intercepting everything in the neutral zone, out-shooting their ass, outworking them, and then created 2 shorty breakaways in a matter of seconds and we could barely buy a goal thompson is imminently beatable LIFT THE FUCKING PUCK BITCHES STOP PASSING THE PUCK IN TO HIS PADS AND FIRE HOME!!!

those of you on this mission, start feeding it aggypedia entries one at a time, with the questioning "did you know about" approach can you feed it pics like the stairway to nowhere or the seats that face a wall, or do the inputs have to be written?

welcome Cape Horn this is the strongest first post in the history of this board and it's predecessors dating back 25+ years

reddit post from 4 years ago redacted to only show #1 seeds that lost in the 1st round to depressed to see if any of them were swept 4-0 2018-19 Tampa Bay Lightning: lost in First Round 2018-19 Calgary Flames: lost in First Round 2016-17 Chicago Blackhawks: lost in First Round 2011-12 Vancouver Canucks: lost in First Round 2009-10 Washington Capitals: lost in First Round 2008-09 San Jose Sharks: lost in First Round 2005-06 Detroit Red Wings: lost in First Round 2001-02 Boston Bruins: lost in First Round 1999-2000 St. Louis Blues: lost in First Round 1998-99 New Jersey Devils: lost in First Round 1997-98 New Jersey Devils: lost in First Round 1994-95 Quebec Nordiques: lost in First Round 1993-94 Detroit Red Wings: lost in First Round 1992-93 Chicago Blackhawks: lost in First Round 1990-91 Chicago Blackhawks: lost in First Round 1989-90 Calgary Flames: lost in First Round 1985-86 Philadelphia Flyers: lost in First Round 1981-82 Edmonton Oilers: lost in First Round

been watching mavs and catching up - this should get the hydration chart treatment in the locker room DRAFT DAY PRICE LIST Missed Block: $10,000 Fumble: $25,000 Slack off in practice: $100,000 Bad work ethic: $250,000 Lazy: $500,000 Avoid dirty work: $1,000,000 Interview poorly: $2,000,000

well?

yes

2nd from left smoke

dude

30 years ago he's a top 5 pick

it don't make a shit jerry is still alive

he is CHEF-WORTHY

stars need to come out on fire another early vegas goal and this series is in jeopardy we could not solve these fuckers last year and we must have focusness

try "1934 Nuremberg rally with 200 foot Collie dog in place of Swastika"

is it live or is it memorex?

Really?! What part?

where do they get this shit? everyone here is excited about the opportunity the big house affords to us, and NO ONE in our camp expects us to win or has this marked as must-win or guaranteed win

you fucking SIP IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME GODDAMNIT!!!!

did they think hobbit was officially or unofficially not doing what elk is now officially doing? that's key.... also,, going forward, we need to drop the "the" and the "o" aggy is singular, plural, etc.etc. thus there is no longer "the elk" nor is there any longer "elko" he is aggy he is elk

yes yes it is

please try "pom girls in chaps, laying on their backs, with their bare feet up in the air, making an orgasm face while holding their ankles"

holy mother of god