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Finally got around to picking up a few toys for the ranch over the past few weeks. Been slammed at work and haven't been out there as much as I would like this summer. Also, it's hot as balls out there. Ended up going smaller than I wanted on the tractor with a JD 300E. I'm 50/50 with my old man on everything and he was adamant that he didn't want anything bigger. I wanted to splurge and get the Kubota LA1065 and he wanted a smaller Mahindra. The JD300E was a good compromise. Also picking up a Polaris this week. We had my dad's jeep up there, but it was tough for kids and older folks to climb in and out. The Polaris should be a nice addition. We put up a little shade structure to park everything under. Polaris will stay in the shop. Headed up there this week and will post pics of some of the recent work.
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Yes! Love it when a plan comes together. My boy is 11 now, and just has the knack for fishing. Last year, he really started getting more independent fishing. Tying his own lures, making decisions on what to throw based on conditions, better casting, etc. We were fishing out of our kayaks at our local honey hole and he had missed a few fish on a wacky-rigged Senko. I asked him what adjustment he was going to make, and he said, "I guess I'll let them take the lure a bit more". Next cast, I see a twitch at the end of his rod. He waits a bit longer and WHAM. 4+ lb largemouth. I enjoy watching him catch fish more than I do catching them myself.
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Daddy long legs video reminds me of my first deer lease south of George West. The water shut-off valve was an absolute haven for daddy long legs until the first freeze. No matter how much I prepared for it, it was a creepy feeling sticking my hand in that box to turn on the valve. And I'm not an arachnaphobe. That's a damn weird phenomenon when they all start moving together.
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Official 2018 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
Spaulding Smails replied to GhostOfTomJoad's topic in Lulz
Damn. I forgot about this thread until it got resurrected by Slorch. My wife's grandfather passed away 10+ years ago. My in-laws inherited his "fish camp". Double-wide trailer on Toledo Bend. They've done a great job fixing it up, built a nice metal barn with a 1-bedroom apartment above, new pier and floating dock, etc, but it's still an East Texas double-wide trailer. In-laws are both retired now, so they spend damn near half their time there. They love it. For the last 5+ years, we've spent the 4th of July there. We'd probably go there more often, but it's a 5-1/2 hr drive and tough to justify for a long weekend. Plus, accommodations are tight, even when it's just our family of five. It's usually a nice getaway and something different for our kids. My oldest loves to fish, so he's in heaven. In-laws love having us up there and usually cook some fantastic meals. I have a BIL as well, and he's typically come up there for a day or so over that timeframe. Only downside is that the place has had somewhat of a black cloud over it. Four years ago, my middle son tripped and cut his head open on the floor vent of the double wide trailer. 9 stitches at the Jasper ER. Two years ago, my oldest son almost lost his pinky finger when the tow rope of the tube my FIL was pulling got wrapped around his finger. Fileted it to the bone. 27 stitches but avoided surgery. It was nasty. So, again, this place is a good / bad place for us. Chalk this year up to a bad experience. I guess we're in a biennial cycle. Within the past three months, BIL has gotten engaged. He's 33. She's 30. She has two kids that are 16 and 13. You do the math. Two different daddies (obviously). They're getting engaged, and my wife volunteered to host the wedding and volunteered me to cater it and officiate it. This was a result of them "not having any money" even though he makes $80K+/yr and she has a decent job as a phlebotomist. That's a little back story for what went down over the 4th. All four of them are coming up the day after us. My family is now cramming in the 3-bedroom double wide with the in-laws, and BIL and his family has the 1-BR apartment. They have the better set-up, but we're fine on our end. I have a special needs son who needs his own room, so my wife and I are in another small bedroom, our daughter is on a pallet at the foot of our bed and my oldest is going to sleep on the couch in the living room. All good. Upon arrival, soon-to-be SIL walks up and first words out of her mouth to me are, "did your brother-in-law tell you that he knocked me up?". Awesome. Let's break out the champagne. Their two shit-head boxers come barreling around the corner and immediately start fucking with my lab who's one of the most laid-back chill dogs ever. They instantly start growling and biting at him and we have to separate them. And they bring their cat. Who the fuck travels with a cat? Shit (kind of) settles down, and they want to do their cake tasting in preparation for the wedding. My wife made six different mini cakes for them to try so they could choose which ones they wanted for the bride & groom cake. This was a logistical feat just to transport them to the lake. BIL takes his first bite, spits it out, and says "this tastes like ass, it has carrots in it". Well, no shit. It's a fucking carrot cake. My wife bites her tongue, but you can see it starting to fester. Later that evening, my son and the 13 YO soon-to-be cousin are out fishing on the dock. We see my son walking back at a brisk pace. He comes walking up with tears welling up in his eyes. He's shirtless, and he turns around. He has a topwater lure with BOTH treble hooks firmly embedded in his back. Dipshit cousin thinks he can out-fish / out-cast my son and is trying to show off and snags the shit out of him even though he was on the opposite side of the dock. I still don't know how it happened. Somehow, my FIL and I were able to get the treble hooks out. It required cutting off barbs and pushing them through the skin. He was brused and bleeding, but we avoided an ER visit. So, that was a small victory. It's been an eventful day, so about 11 PM, my family is ready for bed. My oldest (treble hook victim) wants to go to sleep. We're shutting it down for the night. BIL throws a hissy fit because he can't stay up late and watch TV on the only TV in the joint (living room where my son is sleeping). He storms off to the barndominium cussing like a sailor. He tells me that he, "can't believe I'm raising such a pussy for a son." WHAT?!?!? I follow him up the hill and we exchange words. It didn't come to fisticuffs, but it's the closest I've come to slugging him. Next day, things seem to have calmed down. After lunch, his boys want to go tubing. My son joins. BIL is nowhere to be found. I drag them around the lake for 2+ hours. We have a great time. We come back and I'm ready for a cold beer. I come in and BIL is asleep on the couch in the middle of the living room. I'm trying to be the bigger man and I try to be quiet, but somehow I wake him and he says, "can you make any more noise?" It's fucking on. I go out on the patio and crank up some Willie Nelson. I turn it up to 11 ten feet from where he's sleeping. FUCK. HIM. My wife is helping my MIL to prep for the evening's fish fry. My wife is making dip. Now roused from his slumber, BIL comes to take a bite while she's still prepping it and proceeds to tell her how fucking disgusting it is. My wife (who is an incredible cook) loses her shit. She drags him outside. I miss the start of this b/c I'm pitching washers and enjoying Willie. All I catch is him calling her a "ThunderCunt". While that's an awesome insult, it's not so awesome when it's directed to your wife. I drop my washers and set down my beer, but by the time I get over there, my wife is on him like a spider monkey. She is lambasting this poor, pathetic dipshit with the full fury of 33 years of pent up anger. I just sat back and watched. Soon-to-be SIL comes out and gets caught in the crossfire from my wife. She gets an ear full as well. It was a thing of beauty. BIL and SIL head up the hill to the barndominium. Thank goodness, all of our kids are out on the dock with FIL and missed the shit storm. BIL comes back down, tail between his legs, a few hours later and apologizes profusely. Says he's off his meds, stressed out by the new kid on the way and the wedding and SIL just lost her job. Whatever. Doesn't give you an excuse to act like an asshole. They leave the next morning. The rest of the stay was peaceful and quiet and we caught fish and swam and did all the normal lake things. So, as it stands now, we're still hosting the wedding. Invites have been sent and my wife didn't want it to seem like she was the bitch that caused the shit storm. Also, my MIL is the consummate enabler and basically guilted my wife into keeping it on the calendar. BUT, we're not catering for them. And I'm not officiating. And neither of us want anything to do with him for the foreseeable future other than the wedding. And, I booked them a room at the JW Marriott for the night of the wedding using my points. And that's been cancelled. The end.- 1096 replies
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@Anastasis is the wood rotten or just discolored? If it's rotten, then it will indeed suck. If it's just discolored, you can spray it with a bleach / water mixture (or a mold / mildew treatment from Lowe's / HD) and cover it back up. Do you think water is just getting in around the door itself, or do you see evidence of water intrusion around the jamb or under the threshold? Also, what kind of exterior is around that door (siding / brick / stone / stucco) and does it have trim? When there are thresholds involved or water appears to be getting in from areas other than the weatherstripping, I'm a big fan of removing a door completely and re-setting on a proper sill pan with a silicone back dam if exterior conditions allow it. Even if you don't opt for an aluminum sill pan, a soft pan using a high-grade water barrier system (Dupont Flex Wrap is great) will provide a much better barrier than a threshold sitting on a foundation of plywood subfloor. The ideal situation is exterior trim that can be removed and reinstalled which would allow you to remove the door completely, install a sill pan, the re-set the door and properly waterproof the sides and top. If you have brick / stucco / stone it gets more complicated. And, I agree with the above that, for retrofit applications, PVC trim is great for exterior use. Also, make sure you use a very high grade 100% silicone (NP1, Dap Dynaflex) at the transitions, and pre-fill any screw holes with the same silicone before fastening.
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This was going to be my suggestion. If you want it to be a FISHING trip, this is a great choice. Great time of year to sight cast from a skiff in Florida Bay one day then head offshore the next. Plenty of variety. Short flight from Texas to MIA or FLL. Drive is manageable. Plenty of lodging options in Key Largo and Islamorada. Good restaurant choices as well. Would be an awesome father-son trip.
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They still suck. I went out there last night for the first time swinging a club in three months. Guy at the desk gave me a weird look when I asked to get on Kizer. At least he warned me. I kept my putter in the bag all day. They have pins in the best spot on each green, but it's all relative. Still really, really bad. Never seen Kizer look like that. I was playing solo and hit 2-3 balls on every shot and really worked on chipping around the green. Only time I pulled out the putter was on 14 when I got on in two. No way I was going to not at least try to roll in an eagle.
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I'm also a big fan of Cruzan for more of a well drink. Their aged light rum with Topo Chico and lime is my favorite drink while at the beach. I also keep a bottle of Pussers on hand for painkillers. They're awesome by the pool but holy shit, they're like 2000 calories each. Only rum I don't care for is Myers.
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@RPM Brugal is a great value rum. One of my favorites from DR. Rum is, far and away, my summer time sipper. They tend to be fairly inexpensive, too. In my opinion, Venezuelan rum tends to be richer and more full-bodied. Atlantico has been my staple for a while for sipping rum. But, I just stumbled on Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva, and damn it's good. My new #1.
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2019 Gardening thread of homegrown tomatoes
Spaulding Smails replied to cactusflinthead's topic in Hobbies
What causes cucumbers to turn yellow? I have never had luck with them. It seems like the majority of mine end up getting yellow before they get ripe and they grow round rather than long. It's been that way the last three years. Not sure if it's moisture levels, soil or sun exposure. Any ideas? -
https://www.mcmillanrunning.com/ This is what I used to prep for a marathon a few years back. I wanted to run a sub 3:30, and this helped me figure out what my pace needed to be in order to achieve the goal. I found it to be surprisingly accurate.
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We were down there last June for our anniversary. Did a fun inshore trip with Capt Barry Hoffman. Very knowledgable and professional. But, he (like most of the other inshore guides down there) is catch-and-release only. I'm relatively certain that most of the others are in the same boat. By the way, it was hot as balls in the Everglades. We cut our trip short due to the heat. Did a 6-hour instead of an 8-hour. Caught lots of fish that morning and the bite shut off just before lunch, so we weren't pressing to keep grinding. Not a breath of wind and water temps were 90+, so it wasn't even refreshing to dip your feet in the water. I think you're going to have to go offshore if you want a meat haul.
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@Anastasis I've had trouble with plants under those "islands". Nothing seems to do well. Even the "deer resistant" plants seem to take a beating. I think the root system is close to the surface there, so nothing really takes hold like it does adjacent to the house. I really wanted something low and full. Just planted some Purple Lantana to see if that would take off. In that picture, I think you can see some Salvia, Creeping Rosemary, and Mexican Mint Marigold. The pale green plant in the far island is Lambs Ear. It's blooming for the first time this year. Pretty cool plant.
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Looking good @krevo. I had some fungus on the back side of my house where it stays shadier than other areas. Definitely sucks. Your yard is looking solid, though!
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2019 Gardening thread of homegrown tomatoes
Spaulding Smails replied to cactusflinthead's topic in Hobbies
This is my setup from last year. Looks about the same now, but I haven't had to use the shade cover at all. I moved a few things around this year as well and trying a few different things, but mostly the same configuration and layout. -
All Encompassing Whatcha Smoking With
Spaulding Smails replied to Both Tacos's topic in Food and Travel
Subscribed. I have rough plans drawn up for one of these. Would love to hear your thoughts and feedbacks. Biggest variations I am planning are a cable counterweight system over a pulley and a flat top instead of the angled or rounded top. -
2019 Gardening thread of homegrown tomatoes
Spaulding Smails replied to cactusflinthead's topic in Hobbies
We're at the point where we're getting more vegetables than we know what to do with. Seems to always happen in early June, which is a good thing. Tomatoes seem to be ripening slower than normal this year. Should finally have some ready to pick next week. Getting all the potatoes out of the ground tomorrow to make room for eggplant and okra. Onions Blackberries Garlic -
While I always appreciate and commonly reference the "how do I deal with this issue or that issue" posts, let's share some bad ass lawns and landscapes. With all the rain this year, we gotta have some lawn pron. I'll start.
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New motion activated pig light is awesome. No pigs Saturday, but looking forward to having something to do when we're at the ranch this summer. Also got some skeet shooting in. Wife (no pics) is getting better and Murphy the dog is in mid-season form.
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I've always had luck on dark colored 4" or 5" Senko worms wacky-rigged during the day. Purple, green/cream. Lots of smallies and largemouth with that rig. Early morning, you can catch em on topwaters. I've had luck with frogs and mice. Red crankbaits seem to work decent in the larger pools, and I've even seen a few guys catch em trolling when paddling in the larger pools. I've always targeted the smallmouth just below the rapids and largemouth in the pools above the rapids. Have fun and post pics. We're headed there the second week in June for a quick trip with my son.
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Did a job at a restaurant a few years back and snagged this 8x8 walk-in cooler. Still runs, but a little rough around the edges. My old man and I put it together a few weeks ago. Fun project. Went together fairly smoothly, but still had to make a few modifications. Hoping to get the refrigeration unit up and running this summer so we can hang deer this fall. In the meantime, we have a nice place to store corn and protein.
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I'm not an architect, but I think this vantage point of the National Museum of Art got me interested in architecture. So clever and sensible. To create alignment of a building in the background with angles from the foreground building takes amazing forethought, planning and an eye for design. Dude was a wizard for sure.
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Archeology/geology/fossils meta-thread
Spaulding Smails replied to Horn Under a Bad Sign's topic in Daily Texan
Love this stuff! We've found a number of common fossils in our creek bed in the last few months after major rains. Tons of deer hears and several ammonites and steinkerns. I found an old, unspent rifle cartridge out at the ranch in Kimble Co a few months ago. Gave it to my mom, and she did some research to find the caliber. I think the made a little shadow box for it. I'll post pics later, but we think it may have been from a calvaryman at Ft McKavett. We're about 20 miles south of the Fort. -
We had seven hens and two ducks to start the year. My wife wanted some exotic chickens, so we ordered pullets online. Minimum order was 15, and we somehow ended up with 17. We've lost two so far. Both had janky legs. Not sure if it was genetic, or if they got stepped on, or what. We gave them each a shot at survival by quarantining them, but neither showed much hope, so we put them down. Our original plan was to raise them a bit, then give half away to friends, but now I think we may try to keep them all. We have a big enough coop, but probably need to modify it some with more roosting spots. These Polish chickens may be my favorite.
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This is what I was expecting. I would've been fine throwing him $300-$400. Heck, if anything, he got to ride out the storm drinking a Coke in the garage with his boat safely moored at the dock as opposed to getting his ass whipped by the wind and rain during the 30 min ride back to the boat ramp. The guide we usually use was booked this weekend, so we got this guy on a referral instead. Said he's been guiding in Rockport for 20+ years. Is what it is, but I thought it was bush league. He even balked when we asked him to leave the croaker so we could fish under the lights that night.
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