Ahhhh yes. Finding the oasis on the 40 was wonderful. I found one in the recesses of MBB that was perfect. The building had just opened, and nobody ever went in there. Always clean. Always empty.
Fast forward to my career in sales, and I developed a move called the "Hampton Inn Pit Stop". There's always a one-holer just past the lobby in a Hampton Inn, Holiday Inn, etc. And no guest in their right mind uses a lobby restroom when their room is a few feet or a few floors away, so it's almost always spotless. Walk in like you're headed to your room, take a right just past the elevators to the shitter, do your business, exit out the side door, and get back on the road.
My office shitter sucks now. Men's room with one toilet and one urinal. And, we're almost all guys with three ladies, so it's not like we can use the women's room. And I'm too cheap to pay a cleaning lady, so we rotate who cleans it. Which usually means that it's nasty until someone caves. Good news is, I'm out of the office >50% of the time. When I do go straight to the office, it's early and I'm the first one there, so that's acceptable. I usually just clean it and have an immaculate throne to decimate.
And Imma let you guys in on a little secret. If you're ever downtown and need a place to shit, go to The W. Individual restrooms just off the bar / lounge area. Always spotless. Nice music playing. Each one has a different Austin icon photo. Walk in. Do your business. Walk out. And have the door held for you. That'll be $9.95 please.