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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. Or Chris Farley's drug dealer...
  2. "Yes Mr Rojo, I understand you paid $8,000 for Business Class. But since AUS-JFK is now 1hr and 50 minutes, please enjoy your bag of puffed chickpeas and coke Zero"
  3. Wait until some gravy seal gets hurt on the job and thinks he's going to get workman's comp.
  4. I replaced my ex-wife's with Bilsteins all the way around for around a grand (pre-2020) and she said it was a better ride.
  5. you'll always have the herpes to remember her by...
  6. maybe it's actually an industrial sized blood sugar monitor?
  7. "Here's what America's turn to fascism has taught me about B2B sales!"
  8. Wait, are you saying the death of Tik Tok put an end to master baiters? I knew it!!
  9. I wonder how much damage they can do to Russian infrastructure between now and Monday at 12:00 EST.
  10. When you're banging your chick doggy after eating 100 hot wings and you projectile shit all over the bedroom wall...
  11. It really was uncanny. He'd feel backside pressure that wasn't really there, ignore the clean pocket two steps forward, then panic-run into frontside pressure and fall down.
  12. Personally, I would never trade any vintage 911 for a 928. A proper Porsche has the engine in the back. Edit: I MIGHT trade a 996 with a Tiptronic for a manual 928.
  13. I wouldn't be surprised if Putin has offered him points on the Ukrainian gas fields in Donbas
  14. The single biggest...and I mean BIGGEST... mistake I ever made in taking home a casual partner was the result of consuming more than two of their OG Mexican Martinis. I met a buddy and his fiancée and her fat sister for drinks. Fiancée wasn't drinking, but bought her ration of two and let fat sister and me split them (after we each had our two). Next thing you know I'm giving her the two pump special and hopping across her living room while trying to put my pants on and find my car keys at the same time.
  15. Wait until Door Dash starts selling your order history to your health insurance company.
  16. That makes no sense to me. Replace Leonard with Quinn and there's no way they are in the final this year. Milroe makes a lot more sense to me for what ND does with their QB.
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