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Pescado_Rojo

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Everything posted by Pescado_Rojo

  1. "Chip Roy sold you out for a Trump autograph" Would look good on a billboard on I35 around San Marcos.
  2. And every R congressman will lie and claim they saved *their* healthcare, until they get reelected and their constituents get rug pulled.
  3. My kid learned about taxes at 16 from his lifeguarding job.
  4. Might be the only thing likeable about her...
  5. Here's photographic proof.
  6. How many of them have been personally affected? That's all that reaches most of them. Something that directly causes them pain. Losing their job/insurance/ something bad happening to their kid(s).
  7. He should also lay off the ketamine or whatever.
  8. You expect these people to understand Big Data? Sen. Ben Cardin (D-Md.), 80 Sen. Angus King (I-Maine), 79 Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.), 79 Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.), 78 Sen. Ed Markey (D-Mass.), 77 Sen. Tom Carper (D-Del.), 77 Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.), 77 Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), 74 Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.): 86 years old Rep. Steny Hoyer (D-Md.): 85 years old Rep. Nancy Pelosi: (D-Calif.) 85 years old Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-S.C.): 84 years old Rep. Danny Davis (D-Ill.): 83 years old Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-Fla.): 82 years old Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-Conn.): 82 years old
  9. How's your TikTok game?
  10. Damn, that's a pretty good looking SUV
  11. and five bucks is five bucks, right?
  12. A year at Liberty, then a transfer to Ole Miss.
  13. Are you including the inevitable divorce in that number?
  14. They'll get over it
  15. Yea, that's no good. You gotta marry the girl to get away with that stuff in the LDS church.
  16. Check out this absolutely mint 1988 Saleen Mustang. Girlfriend and I went for a walk around her neighborhood last night and I spotted it. The guy was outside when we went back by, and I talked to him for a few minutes. All original but the wheels and he has the originals in storage. Never been restored or repainted, 18,000 original miles. He bought it in 2022 from the original owner.
  17. 3.5L doesn't make much power, but it will still be making it 20 years and 500,000 miles from now.
  18. Don't worry, any day now you'll be inundated with fat, diabetic magats from Ohio and West Virginia ready to put in months of 12 hr days now that the illegals aren't stealing their jobs!
  19. And mostly executed with a paper map, compass, and a hand wound watch.
  20. I assume she's threatening to kill him because he's such an insufferable prick?
  21. The Mel Kiper Jr of politics
  22. I once took two Midnight Hammers and washed them down with an OG 4Loko. Snapped out of it 18 hours later locked up in Debo's chicken coop.
  23. No need to fly all the way to Saudi Arabia.
  24. Starting with him
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