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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. Filmed in 2000 in NYC. Trump probably paid the guy
  2. So she could lose to Ken Paxton by 9 points?
  3. There isn't a commercial sea lane within 1,000 miles of Diego Garcia. Edit: What Chad said
  4. They literally put out an album called "The Battle of Los Angeles". How about something from that. The world is my expense The cost of my desire Jesus blessed me with its future And I protect it with fire So raise your fists And march around Don't dare take what you need I'll jail and bury those committed And smother the rest in greed Crawl with me into tomorrow Or I'll drag you to your grave I'm deep inside your children They'll betray you in my name Sleep now in the fire The lie is my expense The scope of my desire The Party blessed me with its future And I protect it with fire I am the Nina The Pinta The Santa Maria The noose and the rapist And the fields overseer The agents of orange The priests of Hiroshima The cost of my desire Sleep now in the fire For it's the end of history It's caged and frozen still There is no other pill to take So swallow the one That made you ill The Nina The Pinta The Santa Maria The noose and the rapist The fields overseer The agents of orange The priests of Hiroshima The cost of my desire Sleep now in the fire
  5. you didn't get my DM?
  6. Remember, the cult hated Elmo before he went MAGA. He represented woke electric vehicles, which are a commie plot to kill the O&G industry. (Drill baby, drill!). I figure it won't be long before someone accuses him of being a lib plant to bring down their lord and savior Donald Trump.
  7. Oh I don't disagree, but I don't think I've had a gulf oyster that good since. Seems like in the last 10 years or so, gulf oysters have gotten pretty inconsistent. I'd have no qualms ordering them November-January, but in the "fringe" months, I think cold water oysters are a safer choice.
  8. I think most D's would correctly assume that whomever he replaced her with would be 1000% worse and a kool-aide drinking loyalist.
  9. Grew up on gulf oysters, and prefer them for char-grilled, but I’ve gotten to where I prefer cold water oysters if I’m eating them raw. East Coast or PNW doesn’t matter much to me. Had some fantastic Savage Blondes, which are a PEI variety, I took to a crawfish boil at Brisket’s recently. And since this thread sucks without pics, here you go… FYI, if you've got a nice pizza oven it's great for chargrill. These were done in my Ooni 12"
  10. A margin call on Musk's Tesla backed loans would be amazing.
  11. Thiel is smart enough to make Taco do the thing first, then pay him
  12. Elon is going to build a data center next to the lake and use the water to cool it. 3 eyed fish coming soon!
  13. I could listen to this audio 24/7
  14. Still over 14,000 7 hrs later.
  15. whatever happens to you is probably still better than ending up in a gulag in El Salvador.
  16. He's going to unfreeze the Russian assets and donate them to The Donald Trump Center for Ukrainian Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too, who will use 90% to cover the salaries of the charity employees (his kids) and the last 10% will be used to buy books (the art of the deal) for the kids.
  17. If you pulled Obama, Biden, Sanders and Harris out of this list and handed me a ranked choice ballot for the rest, I'd go 1. Pete, 2. Walz, 3. AOC, and wipe my ass with the rest of the list. Walz might be the most electable "Everyman" on the list and I've wondered several times if the outcome would have been different if they'd flipped spots on the ticket.
  18. is the handicap plate for the car or the driver?
  19. I can't wait until the universe gives Bannon the Rush Limbaugh treatment.
  20. Cut to Ian James ordering more parts kits for the Aston WEC car...
  21. If I ever stumble into fuck you money, I'm planning to have a barn full of project cars I wrench on with no timeline for completion. One of those will be a 2002 in rally trim, probably a resto-mod with something like a modern B48 turbo 4 under the hood and nothing resembling a muffler underneath.
  22. I thought we were avoiding personal attacks here...
  23. Rojo Jr drives a 2010 328i. It was a bit of a maintenance headache when we bought it, but it’s so fun to drive.
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