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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. I figured they'd go after OF first. Can't have women making millions of dollars on their own! How will we ever get them to marry us if they can make their own money?!
  2. I posted on one of these threads that "Eligible, Did not vote" would have won something like 21 states and over 200 EVs.
  3. I think we need to move him back to Sunday where he’s more comfortable. I don’t know who you slot into Friday night, but stressing our pen in the first game of a series isn’t ideal
  4. What's going to be funny is when Mar a Lago gets destroyed by a class 5 hurricane this summer and Trump uses govt funds to rebuild and improve the place while FEMA tells the rest of the state to get fucked.
  5. Hey Google, How many people died from Ford Pinto Fires? Thanks Google. How many people have died in Tesla Fires?
  6. Per Chris Johnson it peaked at 2100 cfs and will still be cloudy through the weekend
  7. Those are going to look great painted wrapped in Border Patrol colors
  8. So weird how his ear grew back perfectly and he has no long term scaring...
  9. 150% tariff on communion wafers coming soon.
  10. You're talking about their bodies, right?
  11. I wonder how much you'd have to pay the Vatican to pull off the wildest gender reveal of all time...
  12. nope. not in chrome or safari
  13. When I was going through my divorce, I was driving somewhere and Break My Heart Sweetly came on. I pulled over into a Walmart parking lot and cried my eyes out. First and only time I cried during the whole ordeal.
  14. Disney and the related tourist economy> Insurance fraud > Real Estate Ponzi Schemes > Drugs > Sugar
  15. yea, more like the peanuts in my turds.
  16. I've been told I have an average dick, so this hits close to home.
  17. Insurance fraud has to be a top 3 industry in Florida
  18. It's the hat he wears to Cowboy Church, so yea.
  19. yep, in addition to the amber alert, I got a text AND a phone call AND alerts from Weather bug.
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