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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. Plus the manilla folder full of service records he keeps in the file cabinet in the guest bedroom closet.
  2. Every. Fucking. Day. Usually followed by "Why do I like nice things so much?!. Sigh..."
  3. I went to work for a small software company that got acquired by a larger company about 6 months after I started. 6 months later, THAT company got acquired by a PE firm that owned some other software companies and planned to roll them up into one company. It was a shit show. Several of the companies competed in the same space, so there were all sorts of turf wars and pissing matches. Finally the PE board paid a bunch of people to go away and brought in their own management team, including VP of sales. We had a big QBR and he stands up and tells all of us we have a "Get out of jail free card" to clean up SFDC. Get all the trash out of there by next Friday so we can get a legit idea of pipeline. Two weeks later, we're on an all hands call where he tells us all pipeline is shit and every rep needs to add 5 deals to SFDC by the end of the week. Then he quit two weeks after that.
  4. amazing they could get that close to the border with the waves of ms13 rapists coming across.
  5. So no butt stuff? That's too bad.
  6. I bet a Theo-Walz interview would be an absolute hoot.
  7. I didn't realize Nick Saban was an actor when he was younger
  8. I wasn't talking about Trump...
  9. If I'm feeling spicy around these types I hit them with this: "If you're white and you've been in the US for a couple generations, why are you still working a job that can be stolen by an immigrant with a 3rd grade education and no language skills? Sounds like a you problem to me."
  10. Is her name Ashley?
  11. Well, the plan was to stop by the tailgate after the game and have "one or two" while traffic cleared out...
  12. If you're talking about the Trump sign, those are real. There's a 4x8 one near me that's flanked on both sides by Trump Vance signs.
  13. My son had a cowboy hat just like that...when he was 7. Same size and everything.
  14. One of my HS classmates and a kid I played baseball with growing up is now a Jefferson County Constable. He posts a lot of unhinged shit on social media.
  15. Ah, good point. Maybe I'll go Al Pastor instead.
  16. That's it, I'm getting white people tacos for lunch.
  17. Shocking that a guy who used to "leak" his own gossip stories to the tabloids has surrounded himself with people that can't keep their fucking mouths shut.
  18. Has a “won’t anyone rid me of this meddlesome priest” vibe
  19. Reminds me of the worst blowjob I ever had.
  20. Both teams deserved to lose
  21. 3 dudes had a shot at it, and one of them touched it 3 times
  22. Maybe we'll finally be good at soccer
  23. “Pescado Rojo and The Bitchy Losers” was the name of my band when I was trying to make it in Nashville.
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