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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. You could go in there on a weekday afternoon and have the place pretty much to yourself. Cheap beer and cold AC, but you best be gone no later than 5:30. Waaaay different place at night.
  2. A competent party would be hammering rural Texas with "Under 30 years of Republican leadership, your electric grid has gotten worse and Abbott and company are allowing Chinese bitcoin miners to make it even worse. Your schools have gotten worse and Abbott and company want to kill them once and for all by diverting state money to private schools in Dallas and Houston. Rural healthcare is hanging on by a thread and Abbott and company refuse to expand Medicare."
  3. RAM Bro, I'm out.
  4. And while we're at it, bar them from Waste Management's and DR Horton's "Ranches"
  5. Fine, you drive a hard bargain. We'll go 50/50, but the Pastor has to pay his BIL out of his 50%. Call him the PE coach or something.
  6. Wokeness also killed his growth spurt
  7. If I were an amoral shitbag, I'd start an online school company, and get a big cross to hang around my neck and a couple American flag and cross lapel pins. Then I'd hit every Baptist/Church of Christ/Evangelical strip mall church in rural Texas and tell them they can become a "Private School" for the purpose of collecting voucher money from the State of Texas. We will provide the learning platform, you provide a couple church ladies to make sure the kids are working and not sharing answers (wink, wink) and we'll split the money 60/40. The 60% is for me of course, because we're providing the "Learning platform".
  8. Yea, we were on the other side of the pool hall. We used to go in there in the afternoon and play cheap pool for a couple hours. Made the mistake of going in there at night once. Lasted about 5 minutes and never made that mistake again.
  9. I lived at 47th and Depew a few blocks south of you probably around the same time frame. I was dating a girl that lived by the intermural fields and every time we talked on the phone (land line) I'd hear the plane through the phone a couple seconds before I'd here it overhead. She'd say "hang on...plane" and we'd sit there in silence for 10-15 seconds waiting for it to fly over both of us.
  10. I hope someone asks him the hard questions…like Replacements or Husker Du?
  11. Pescado_Rojo

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    High from Punta Allen Mexico
  12. That's way worse than my recurring dream of quitting my high paying corporate gig to go back to work at the car stereo store in Beaumont I worked at as a teenager.
  13. Isn't the billionaire that pays Abbott to push vouchers from PA? Shapiro wetting his beak from the same trough?
  14. I'll have something to say about this as soon as I can get out and shoot a video in my truck. Has anyone seen my Oakley's?
  15. Something I've thought about for years as a native Texan. How do Texans keep falling for guys like this? They go down to the valley for a photo op in clothes that still have the package folds, they look scared every time they hold a gun, they hold their fishing rods wrong, hands softer than the average rancher's wife...one look at them and you can tell they're a phony.
  16. Did he buy that shirt at a Pilot Flying J on the way there? Not even Bucee's has anything that ugly.
  17. I also made them for the LSU game, and that woman from the Houston Tiger Club drug her husband over and made me give him the recipe.
  18. I think it depends on how much vouchers and other top priority fuckery eat up the session. That's what saved it last time, and I don't really see them calling a special just to amend the weed bill. Patrick and Abbott are really the only ones that have a hard on to kill it. Hell, the house has passed a few legalization bills that died in the Senate because Patrick won't even bring it to the floor.
  19. So many flag code violations...
  20. I think I've mentioned on here before that my childhood best friend grew up to be the worst person I know? He's an openly racist, homophobic, antisemitic, conspiracy theorist Pentecostal "pastor" and big Trump supporter. A few years ago he was bragging on FB that 23& me had confirmed his English and Scandinavian heritage, and he was only 1% Ashkenazi Jew, which he explained to everyone was different than the Zionist Jesus killing kind. Fast Forward to Covid times, and he's railing against "the jab" because he doesn't want "Them" to have his DNA or a tracking chip. I pointed out to him that Soros and Gates had everything they needed between his 23 & Me DNA sample and that phone he was using to post on FB that he carried with him everywhere. Went about how you'd expect.
  21. Mmmmm...Jerk Chicken Tacos with a little mango and habanero slaw on a Naan "tortilla". Heading to HEB, brb.
  22. I want to make beautiful bi-racial babies with Asha Rangappa
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