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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. I wonder how many of them will be on "Temporary" government benefits by the weekend.
  2. I'd start Saunier Thursday and tell him he's going 5 unless his arm falls off. Figure out where we are from there. If its a close game, use your trusted bullpen guys. If it's a blowout either way, start looking at the seldom used guys and try to find a couple that could give you an inning or two in a regional. Keep Harrison and Ruger in their more comfortable Game 2/3 roles with a couple extra rest days for Ruger.
  3. Poor things...being persecuted because their ancestors murdered millions of natives to steal...errr homestead on their land. They'll fit right in in the American South
  4. I figured they'd go after OF first. Can't have women making millions of dollars on their own! How will we ever get them to marry us if they can make their own money?!
  5. I posted on one of these threads that "Eligible, Did not vote" would have won something like 21 states and over 200 EVs.
  6. I think we need to move him back to Sunday where he’s more comfortable. I don’t know who you slot into Friday night, but stressing our pen in the first game of a series isn’t ideal
  7. Look at those coastal counties...
  8. What's going to be funny is when Mar a Lago gets destroyed by a class 5 hurricane this summer and Trump uses govt funds to rebuild and improve the place while FEMA tells the rest of the state to get fucked.
  9. Hey Google, How many people died from Ford Pinto Fires? Thanks Google. How many people have died in Tesla Fires?
  10. Per Chris Johnson it peaked at 2100 cfs and will still be cloudy through the weekend
  11. Those are going to look great painted wrapped in Border Patrol colors
  12. So weird how his ear grew back perfectly and he has no long term scaring...
  13. 150% tariff on communion wafers coming soon.
  14. You're talking about their bodies, right?
  15. I wonder how much you'd have to pay the Vatican to pull off the wildest gender reveal of all time...
  16. nope. not in chrome or safari
  17. When I was going through my divorce, I was driving somewhere and Break My Heart Sweetly came on. I pulled over into a Walmart parking lot and cried my eyes out. First and only time I cried during the whole ordeal.
  18. Disney and the related tourist economy> Insurance fraud > Real Estate Ponzi Schemes > Drugs > Sugar
  19. yea, more like the peanuts in my turds.
  20. I've been told I have an average dick, so this hits close to home.
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