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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. I was having lunch with my cousin last week, and as we were sitting down eating, an Army dude walked in with a young hispanic male in street clothes. I assume it was a recruiter giving him the sales pitch. Hispanic kid was late teens/ early 20s, clean cut and nicely dressed, but had a bunch of tattoos. My first thought was "If that kid was white I'd assume he was a proud boy type". You know the look...skin fade and hard part, well dressed and well groomed, but then a bunch of tats? Then I start looking at the tats. Is that...yep, sure is...III%er tat just above his left elbow, and oh look...the same "We the People" tat down his forearm as Pete Kegsbreath. I didn't get a good look at the rest of his tats, but I assume there was other WP iconography mixed in there. My first thought was "Great, like we need more of these assholes in the service". My next thought was "Damn Uncle Tomas, how do you think the boys down in Juarez are gonna like those tats once MAGA uses you up and dumps you across the border?".
  2. I legit thought this dude was dead.
  3. Imagine how bad it's going to get when 90% of the training data is other AI garbage.
  4. This. I’ll forgive her when David Hogg forgives her.
  5. Maybe she's making bank on her OnlyFeet page...
  6. a story in two screen shots
  7. Brisket wishes he was as athletic as Case
  8. Somebody buy this and finish it. (not mine, just saw it in my marketplace browsing) https://www.facebook.com/share/1G4vKJCMQc/
  9. Until someone gets a look at their real books
  10. The worst part was having to see that dude in one of the HEB holiday videos that year. The one that ran about 10 times every football game.
  11. Up another 20% today.
  12. "Meta healthcare essentials", where you can be seen at an clinic in a Walmart, your visit and test results will be via telemedicine with an offshore doctor. If you need prescription meds, you can get them from Amazon health. If you need surgery, it will be performed by a Tesla robot.
  13. "Christianity is under attack!!" Yea, a bunch of gun toting thugs showed up to a Spanish speaking Christian church and hauled a bunch of people off! "No, not like that!"
  14. Start it at 1:15 to about the 2:00 mark for the part I'm thinking of.
  15. Let he who has never come home wasted and left the front door ajar, ordered food, then decided to crank one out while you wait and then passed out in a moment of post-nut clarity cast the first stone.
  16. Isn't this a Jim Gaffigan bit?
  17. I’d at least call Saban and ask his number. Saban and a fat NIL budget. At least we wouldn’t look like undisciplined shit all the time
  18. Cook political has all four of these districts as 50/50, so I presume they will all have primary challengers as well.
  19. The premium plan only uses posts from IPIHB. ’Grandma, your first grandchild was born today!’ 'Wonderful, now tits or GTFO!!'
  20. Have you tried a very large donation to the East Wing ballroom? You could probably have him demanding MOAR windmills be built by the end of the day if you add enough zeros
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