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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. The itch makes it hard to forget
  2. shit, I'm going to need to improve my wardrobe.
  3. I've driven over this bridge a few hundred times in my life. Does that make me gay?
  4. We need a WTF rep emoji
  5. I hear the sugar free ones will give you the shits.
  6. fuck what you're talking about. Signed, October '69
  7. wait, were we on the same Spirit flight?
  8. It's financed for 84 months at 11.9% APR. He uses it to haul his laptop back and forth from his house in Katy to his office in the woodlands.
  9. It really does seem like Tim Walz calling them weird caused the fever to break for some of them.
  10. Thursday Post-Happy Hour Cloak Room is best Cloak Room.
  11. Me in my living room if Bey and Tay come out and do a mashup of Crazy in Love and Shake it Off
  12. J6 Prison Choir? Holy shit that sounds awful.
  13. "If you're explaining, you're losing - Abraham Lincoln" -- Michael Scott
  14. Colin Allred is what happens when you order your Wes Moore from Wish.
  15. Same. This dude looks like he could beat Ben Shapiro to death with Nick Fuentes.
  16. Red Foxx was 49 years old when Sanford & Son premiered….5 years younger than I am now…
  17. "Trickle Down" was a good sound bite from folksy Ronald Reagan. Then I took economics in high school, and learned there was a demand side of the equation. Then I took macro and micro in college, and thought "that's some simple-jack shit that won't work". Then in the 2000s and 2010s, we got to watch all the up and comer Republican governors with presidential aspirations try it and fail, and finally we watched what corporations did when they got a tax break. (Narrator: They paid huge bonuses to executives and bought back stock while laying off front line employees) With their economic policies a proven failure, they leaned into the culture war. Then Rush made it cool to be an asshole, and they just kept getting weirder.
  18. Sega Rally on Dreamcast was the tits.
  19. @Brisketexan and I were discussing this over beers one night...MLB Clubhouses have to be the oddest place in American professional sports. Over here, you've got Bryce, Chaz, and Braxton, who grew up upper middle-class, played travel ball non-stop from 2nd grade on, had a new $600 bat every year, a gear bag with your name and number embroidered on it, took private lessons 3 nights a week, etc. Over there, you've got Juan and Pedro, who grew up hitting washers shot out of a slingshot with a piece of PVC pipe they found in an alley, playing barefoot in a field, and using a piece of old car tire for a glove.
  20. Hasn’t even said she’s a good mom even though she’s not white
  21. Totally relatable guy. Nothing weird about cat ladies or anything
  22. The boy and I just got back from Permit fishing in Mexico. Couldn’t have asked for better weather. Almost no wind and clouds were mostly gone by 9:30-10:00 every morning. Hot AF, though. First morning of the trip I stuck an 80ish pound Tarpon. He jumped 4 times after the eat, ran me 200 yards into my fly line backing, and jumped twice more before I fought him all the way back to the boat. I had him boat side, but he was still very green when the jr guide tried to grab the leader and turn his head. Fish jumped, ran again and cut my leader on her gill plate or something. Technically a caught fish, since the guide had his hands on the leader, but I didn’t get the hero picture. Oh well, here’s a few stills from the iPhone video my son shot. as for Permit, jr smoked his old man again with 3 fish landed to my one. Mine was tiny, too. The Permit equivalent of a 14” rat red. Here’s Rojo Jr’s This last fish was a tank. Had to chase it down with the boat so it didn’t spool him. They jumped out of the boat to stalk it, and as soon as Jr came tight on it the guide started screaming for the jr guide to bring up the boat because he knew they’d have to chase it.
  23. A woman is something you've never touched, Charlie.
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