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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. Young Pescado would have murdered all of you for 5 minutes alone with Maria McKee.
  2. I guess you can't be in two cults at once.
  3. Sounds like Christmas with young Rojo's family.
  4. Is this an "Oh No", or a "We've got better options now, you might want to look elsewhere."?
  5. "Max, I've decided to take the job at The University of Texas. I'd like to have you join my..." "Yes" "...Staff there. It will be $150K more than you're making...hey, where are you going" "Austin!"
  6. You'd have to comb the 4A High School ranks to put together a staff.
  7. The cheapskate that fired Schloss's right hand man to save a few bucks? I guess the Lamar coach is about to get a pay raise!
  8. Need some of their arms to jump in the motherfucker.
  9. Like nodding at the guy that just banged your wife as he walks out of your house.
  10. There was a guy on TexAgs bitching that Tennessee had a big tent/tailgate, meet and greets with the players, etc and Alberts was locked in his private suite with all his Nebraska buddies.
  11. This little fucker trying to cross examine Coach.
  12. OB sounds like a scorned ex girlfriend.
  13. We're gonna need a third dog for a proper game of Fuck, Marry, Kill.
  14. Goddamn, I woke up hungover from too much aggy misery only to find the party is still going. I'm going to need detox after this.
  15. The Perkins across the street goes hard, though.
  16. This is the best thing I’ve seen since the original Tx OU MS Paint thread. Holy shit, I’m crying
  17. And wiped our dick on the good towels on the way out the door
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