Everything posted by Pescado_Rojo
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Trump’s America
I was getting boat gas there once and counted 9... NINE fucking golf carts, all flying Trump flags in the parking lot.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I was having lunch with my cousin last week, and as we were sitting down eating, an Army dude walked in with a young hispanic male in street clothes. I assume it was a recruiter giving him the sales pitch. Hispanic kid was late teens/ early 20s, clean cut and nicely dressed, but had a bunch of tattoos. My first thought was "If that kid was white I'd assume he was a proud boy type". You know the look...skin fade and hard part, well dressed and well groomed, but then a bunch of tats? Then I start looking at the tats. Is that...yep, sure is...III%er tat just above his left elbow, and oh look...the same "We the People" tat down his forearm as Pete Kegsbreath. I didn't get a good look at the rest of his tats, but I assume there was other WP iconography mixed in there. My first thought was "Great, like we need more of these assholes in the service". My next thought was "Damn Uncle Tomas, how do you think the boys down in Juarez are gonna like those tats once MAGA uses you up and dumps you across the border?".
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Texas -- a failed state
I legit thought this dude was dead.
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I for one welcome our new AI overlords
Imagine how bad it's going to get when 90% of the training data is other AI garbage.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
This. I’ll forgive her when David Hogg forgives her.
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Surly #Stonks
poof
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Maybe she's making bank on her OnlyFeet page...
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Texas -- a failed state
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Brisket wishes he was as athletic as Case
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Classic Car thread
Somebody buy this and finish it. (not mine, just saw it in my marketplace browsing) https://www.facebook.com/share/1G4vKJCMQc/
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Markets still falling like whoa
Until someone gets a look at their real books
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What does the Surl 'member about you that keeps getting brought up?
The worst part was having to see that dude in one of the HEB holiday videos that year. The one that ran about 10 times every football game.
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Surly #Stonks
Up another 20% today.
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Todd Snider - Has Anyone seen this guy?
- Trump’s America
"Meta healthcare essentials", where you can be seen at an clinic in a Walmart, your visit and test results will be via telemedicine with an offshore doctor. If you need prescription meds, you can get them from Amazon health. If you need surgery, it will be performed by a Tesla robot.- Abbott being Abbott
- ICE activity/raids
"Christianity is under attack!!" Yea, a bunch of gun toting thugs showed up to a Spanish speaking Christian church and hauled a bunch of people off! "No, not like that!"- Half-naked woman was allegedly tortured and chained in Austin backyard for months by five ‘friends’ who didn’t ‘like her anymore’
0,0 0,0,1- Door dasher vs naked guy: who is the victim?
Start it at 1:15 to about the 2:00 mark for the part I'm thinking of.- Door dasher vs naked guy: who is the victim?
Let he who has never come home wasted and left the front door ajar, ordered food, then decided to crank one out while you wait and then passed out in a moment of post-nut clarity cast the first stone.- Door dasher vs naked guy: who is the victim?
Isn't this a Jim Gaffigan bit?- Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
I’d at least call Saban and ask his number. Saban and a fat NIL budget. At least we wouldn’t look like undisciplined shit all the time- Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
- The Hell Cats: Four female soldiers running as Dems to Flip Republican Seats
Cook political has all four of these districts as 50/50, so I presume they will all have primary challengers as well.- Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
The premium plan only uses posts from IPIHB. ’Grandma, your first grandchild was born today!’ 'Wonderful, now tits or GTFO!!' - Trump’s America
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