Everything posted by Pescado_Rojo
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Stupid people in NJ look up at the night sky for the first time, believe every moving light is a drone
I don't do it all the time, but I drive a full sized pickup with a backup camera with lane assist and it's actually easier to back into a tight spot than having to make a 3 or 5 point turn to go head first. I mostly try to just park at the back of the lot, though. Those 100 extra steps might do me some good.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Good news is Jerry probably doesn't have 3-4 years, so...
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Ken Paxton, Texas AG sues NY Dr for providing abortion pills to Texas woman. I bet there are plenty of people in NY who said the same about NY being a "Safe state" for abortion. This asshole is shameless in suing other states to try to fuck over fellow Texans.
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Why so Syriaous (Syria Megathread)
Be nice if Ukraine could figure out how to destroy that S400 battery before it ended up in Crimea or something.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
This. And while the charges might eventually get dropped, she was arrested, had to pay for a lawyer, and had her shit put on blast in the news to try and deter any other filthy poor from speaking ill of their corporate overlords.
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Mountain Lion Struck by Vehicle in Longview
Back in the early 2000s there were several sightings in Lakeway. This was back when they were trying to figure out what to do with the severe over population of deer around there. TPWD set up game cameras on a few of the trails and several on the golf course and said it was likely more than one cat. A guy I was playing beer league baseball with was a Lakeway cop and said they were finding a deer carcass a week on the golf courses out there. I assume they've moved on with more housing density these days.
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Why so Syriaous (Syria Megathread)
Haram for thee but not for me? Very American of them.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I think the 9mm hole in the back of his head is what killed him
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Motto worthy
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
At this point it feels like the universe is rubbing Jerry's nose in it before the reaper shows up.
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
Michigan is going to need someone to buy some time until Underwood is ready to go. I think they’d want someone more mobile.
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Why so Syriaous (Syria Megathread)
I think the amnesty plan is only for conscripts.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Trump thinks he met Jus Soli at Studio54 back in the 80s.
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SEC Refs Suck
Their center held all night.
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Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
Looks like TFO did a smart thing and over-lined that 5wt kit by one line wt. that’s pretty much what a grand slam line is. Go for the TFO
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
What's the O/U on aggy opt-outs? How many guys will they dress for the game?
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
He didn’t play another play after his helmet lost 10 yards on the play. Bet he’s in concussion protocol for at least a week.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
Let’s save that for SEC refs
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
Quinn can’t get out of here fast enough. Leave him in Atlanta.
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
And the Beck turnover didn’t hurt them because the clock ran out
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
It’s their night. Falls on his own fumble, and the beck fumble didn’t cost them
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
How did we not see that coming. Fuck!
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
Moore!!
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
Goddamn, talking about the hands to face on the replay and ignoring the hold right next to it
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
Hold on the center not called